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Whenever I see "Quincy" on the SkyTV listings, I keep thinking that Ishida has his own Bleach spin-off. Then I feel sad that there isn't really a show in which Ishida solves crime with the power of... sewing and being skinny, I don't know, what are his actual skills again?


Also, if you're ever asked why you've been hogging the printer for an hour, it turns out that "I'm printing off Vampire Diaries porn" is not a good response. Even if it's true. Selfish little Hegs.
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Whenever I see "Quincy" on the SkyTV listings, I keep thinking that Ishida has his own Bleach spin-off. Then I feel sad that there isn't really a show in which Ishida solves crime with the power of... sewing and being skinny, I don't know, what are his actual skills again?


Also, if you're ever asked why you've been hogging the printer for an hour, it turns out that "I'm printing off Vampire Diaries porn" is not a good response. Even if it's true. Selfish little Hegs.
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So I went to see Captain America last night. It was pretty good; nothing about it was particularly MIND BLOWING OH MY GOD AWESOME, but it was a fun action movie. Plus it had Dakin from the History Boys being beautiful and wearing a waistcoat while pretending to be RDJ's dad. He wasn't in it enough, to my mind, but then I would probably have had the whole film being about Dakin and his cheerleaders (oh Tony! So very much your father's son!) and his waistcoats and love of melty cheese.

Afterwards, Alex and I got fish and chips and ate them looking out over the headlands at the sea and I was bitching and moaning about Bleach and he mentioned that his favourite bit in the entire series is when the dude who has a fox for a head finds out that Aizen has seduced his little blind mate over to the Dark Side and he grows all massive and is like, "AAAAIIIIIZZZZEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!" and starts hulk-smashing the shit out of all the buildings around him while rolling his eyes in a crazy way and showing his little sharp fox teeth, because it's totally over-acted in both languages and basically it's a giant fox doing Shatner's "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!" thing, but even funnier because, you know, it's a giant fox.

And now I keep thinking how much everything ever would be improved if it had a giant fox dude just going mental and yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZEEEEEENNNN!" and smashing stuff up. I think the giant fox dude should be the baddie in the Avengers movie next year. RDJ and the-ginger-guy-from-Fantastic-Four-who-sometimes-is-also-Jensen-from-the-Losers versus a giant aggro fox dude would rule.

In fact, I'm avoiding working on my Bureau-fic because I'm genuinely worried that I will write a scene where a giant fox dude just starts wrecking the place and yelling "AAAAAIIIIIIZZZZZEEEENNNN!" for no particular reason. And obviously I want to save that scene for the big dramatic finale, not waste it mid-way through the story. That would just be dumb.
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So I went to see Captain America last night. It was pretty good; nothing about it was particularly MIND BLOWING OH MY GOD AWESOME, but it was a fun action movie. Plus it had Dakin from the History Boys being beautiful and wearing a waistcoat while pretending to be RDJ's dad. He wasn't in it enough, to my mind, but then I would probably have had the whole film being about Dakin and his cheerleaders (oh Tony! So very much your father's son!) and his waistcoats and love of melty cheese.

Afterwards, Alex and I got fish and chips and ate them looking out over the headlands at the sea and I was bitching and moaning about Bleach and he mentioned that his favourite bit in the entire series is when the dude who has a fox for a head finds out that Aizen has seduced his little blind mate over to the Dark Side and he grows all massive and is like, "AAAAIIIIIZZZZEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!" and starts hulk-smashing the shit out of all the buildings around him while rolling his eyes in a crazy way and showing his little sharp fox teeth, because it's totally over-acted in both languages and basically it's a giant fox doing Shatner's "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!" thing, but even funnier because, you know, it's a giant fox.

And now I keep thinking how much everything ever would be improved if it had a giant fox dude just going mental and yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZEEEEEENNNN!" and smashing stuff up. I think the giant fox dude should be the baddie in the Avengers movie next year. RDJ and the-ginger-guy-from-Fantastic-Four-who-sometimes-is-also-Jensen-from-the-Losers versus a giant aggro fox dude would rule.

In fact, I'm avoiding working on my Bureau-fic because I'm genuinely worried that I will write a scene where a giant fox dude just starts wrecking the place and yelling "AAAAAIIIIIIZZZZZEEEENNNN!" for no particular reason. And obviously I want to save that scene for the big dramatic finale, not waste it mid-way through the story. That would just be dumb.
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Dear shitty Bount filler arc: while putting up with your lame-ass fake vampires was bad enough, I absolutely cannot forgive you for making me be on Mayuri's side during a fight, not because he suddenly isn't creepy and horrifying, but because I just HATE ALL THE NEW CHARACTERS SO MUCH that the creepy scientist with the dead baby sword ends up becoming the lesser of two weevils.

Also, I cannot help but think it was a mistake to give the Big Emotional Investment subplot to the whole Kenpachi vs Emo Hoodie throwdown. Not that you could even call it a throwdown, since Kenpachi mostly didn't give a shit and just did some half-assed stabbing and then wandered away, probably because oh my God Emo Hoodie, shut your fucking mouth, nobody cares about your dead gay Captain anymore! But even if he had been slightly more engaged in his Big Dramatic Storyline of Flashbacky Woe, it still would have been stupid to give your main OMG SAD FEELINGS arc to Kenpachi. Kenpachi!

Dudes, my brother's cat just jumped on my bed and walked in front of my table lamp, creating this HUGE shadow on the wall in front of me and generally WIGGING ME OUT.

This new bit of my Eerie fic is not going well. Possibly its lack of cooperation is the reason I have watched the whole stupid Bount storyline. Possibly watching the whole stupid Bount storyline is the reason for its lack of cooperation. Bitterness!

PS: KENPACHI! Seriously!
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Dear shitty Bount filler arc: while putting up with your lame-ass fake vampires was bad enough, I absolutely cannot forgive you for making me be on Mayuri's side during a fight, not because he suddenly isn't creepy and horrifying, but because I just HATE ALL THE NEW CHARACTERS SO MUCH that the creepy scientist with the dead baby sword ends up becoming the lesser of two weevils.

Also, I cannot help but think it was a mistake to give the Big Emotional Investment subplot to the whole Kenpachi vs Emo Hoodie throwdown. Not that you could even call it a throwdown, since Kenpachi mostly didn't give a shit and just did some half-assed stabbing and then wandered away, probably because oh my God Emo Hoodie, shut your fucking mouth, nobody cares about your dead gay Captain anymore! But even if he had been slightly more engaged in his Big Dramatic Storyline of Flashbacky Woe, it still would have been stupid to give your main OMG SAD FEELINGS arc to Kenpachi. Kenpachi!

Dudes, my brother's cat just jumped on my bed and walked in front of my table lamp, creating this HUGE shadow on the wall in front of me and generally WIGGING ME OUT.

This new bit of my Eerie fic is not going well. Possibly its lack of cooperation is the reason I have watched the whole stupid Bount storyline. Possibly watching the whole stupid Bount storyline is the reason for its lack of cooperation. Bitterness!

PS: KENPACHI! Seriously!
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Ugh. Anyway, that's enough of my whinging bullshit, let's do some memes! Robbed from chibimarchy and Evil Insane Monkey.

  • Drop any ‘ship from a fandom that you know I have some knowledge about in the comments. I will rant about aforementioned romantic pairing. This may be incoherent gushing or exclamations of disgust, depending on what it is.


  • Give me a character and I’ll break their ass down:

    How I feel about this character
    All the people I ship romantically with this character
    My non-romantic OTP for this character
    My unpopular opinion about this character
    One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.


  • Give me a fandom and I'll tell you:

    The first character I fell in love with:
    The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
    The character everyone else loves that I don't:
    The character I love that everyone else hates:
    The character I used to love but don't any longer:
    The character I would shag anytime:
    The character I'd want to be like:
    The character I'd slap:
    My five favorite characters:
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    My deep dark fandom secret:
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If I was a bad guy in Bleach who wasn't Aizen, I would come home from my Lair of Evilness every night in tears because no matter what evil deeds I had done that day, I could never, ever be as big of a monster as Aizen is. I'm suprised people in Bleach don't just swear off evilness in general until he's dead, because it's not like you are going to get a look-in as the Big Bad while he's around, he's such an awfulness-hog.
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If I was a bad guy in Bleach who wasn't Aizen, I would come home from my Lair of Evilness every night in tears because no matter what evil deeds I had done that day, I could never, ever be as big of a monster as Aizen is. I'm suprised people in Bleach don't just swear off evilness in general until he's dead, because it's not like you are going to get a look-in as the Big Bad while he's around, he's such an awfulness-hog.
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Did the Isle of Man government start an exciting new festival called the Running of the Retards and hold it in Port Erin today? It was as if everywhere I turned, some gill-flapping, web-handed, buck-toothed monstrosity was oozing along the pavement in front of me, blocking the entire fucking road, forcing me to walk in their Slurmtrail and moving at an approximate speed of 1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000th of a mile per year.

I did have a minor cheer-up though - I went for a ride on the steam trains (after a wait of about ten thousand years to wait for the flipper-footed foot traffic to get out of my fucking way) and some slack-jawed dribbling halfwit kept sticking it's head out of the window, only to get slapped in the face by a passing bramble. Totally worth having to listen to it whimper all the way into Douglas for the sheer look of pained suprise on it's face when it happened. Read the fucking safety warnings, dumbass! They apply to whatever-the-fuck hideously mutated species you are as well as regular humans!

On the subject of hideously mutated, I started rewatching Bleach a few days ago. I've never seen all of it and the last time I saw it was a few years back. Anyway, I remembered a few things (Aizen's a douchebag, Renji isn't, mostly) but I apparently managed to block out the image of that one creepy conehead scientist dude's sword transforming into a dead foetus on top of a catapillar. Sick and wrong, you guys. Sick. And. Wrong.
froodle: (Default)
Did the Isle of Man government start an exciting new festival called the Running of the Retards and hold it in Port Erin today? It was as if everywhere I turned, some gill-flapping, web-handed, buck-toothed monstrosity was oozing along the pavement in front of me, blocking the entire fucking road, forcing me to walk in their Slurmtrail and moving at an approximate speed of 1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000th of a mile per year.

I did have a minor cheer-up though - I went for a ride on the steam trains (after a wait of about ten thousand years to wait for the flipper-footed foot traffic to get out of my fucking way) and some slack-jawed dribbling halfwit kept sticking it's head out of the window, only to get slapped in the face by a passing bramble. Totally worth having to listen to it whimper all the way into Douglas for the sheer look of pained suprise on it's face when it happened. Read the fucking safety warnings, dumbass! They apply to whatever-the-fuck hideously mutated species you are as well as regular humans!

On the subject of hideously mutated, I started rewatching Bleach a few days ago. I've never seen all of it and the last time I saw it was a few years back. Anyway, I remembered a few things (Aizen's a douchebag, Renji isn't, mostly) but I apparently managed to block out the image of that one creepy conehead scientist dude's sword transforming into a dead foetus on top of a catapillar. Sick and wrong, you guys. Sick. And. Wrong.

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