...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Introduced Mike to Supernatural. Not even half-way through the first season and he's already referring to Sam and Dean as "Bitchface" and "Blowjob Lips" respectively. Cannot wait for his reaction to Castiel.

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Anna Dressed in Blood is sort of like reading The Adventures of Baby Dean Winchester, only with no Sam and without having to shield your eyes from the ugloids that always play kid!Dean in flashbacks.

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I had totally forgotten that Wil Wheaton was in Leverage, much less that he played basically the evil version of Hardison.

I just watched the Christmas episode where Lindsey has to fight all the evil Santas and that scene at the end when Wil Wheaton gets dragged away and Hardison tells him he lost because he doesn't know the true meaning of Christmas, and Wil Wheaton is like "Shut up! That barely applies here!" made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to throw up. And doing the impression of Lindsey over the comms! And the mall owner guy getting totally stoned on pain medication and then driving a bus full of orphans to the shopping centre! It isn't quite on par with the Invader Zim or Supernatural Christmas episodes, but it was still fucking hilarious.

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So lately I've been rewatching the first couple of seasons of Supernatural, and wow, Daddy Winchester really wasn't in it a lot, considering he was the whole reason I stuck with it back in the early.days when it was all Samface, all the time. I guess what Jeffrey Dean Morgan lacked in screentime, he made up for with the PURE MAGNIFICENCE of his wonderful face. Magnififace, one might say.

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Watching the third season of Leverage. Is it just me or is Lindsey's hair actually feathered at this point? Also, the goatee and excessive use of blusher is making my eyes sad. Highlight so far has been watching him pretending to be a miner/mine safety dude and going into a mine without tying it back. NO, LINDSEY. NO.

Leverage Christmas episode - less epic than the Supernatural or Invader Zim ones, but on par with the two that Bones did before the show started to suck. Also, bonus points for having Lindsey in a Santa costume beating up other, evil Santas.

I came downstairs this morning and 3FM (hideous local music station of hideous horror) was playing My Heart Will Go On. BASICALLY THERE IS JUST NO NEED FOR THAT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. Where is Balthazar when the world needs him? Oh that's right, being on the Vampire Diaries for NO REASON.

Klaus/Rebeka/Elijah are a way better love triangle than Stefan/Elena/Damon. I hope they have a flashback episode this season that is just them having beautiful Viking threesomes for forty minutes. Possibly inbetween they could throw in shots of Caroline looking beautiful and sad. That would be an acceptable palate clenser between Viking threesomes.

What was with that hideous mess of a dress that Rebeka wanted to wear to the dance? OH MY GOD. I thought Elena was supposed to be this super-nice person who cares about everyone no matter how awful or Bonnie they might be. How could she let Rebeka choose that abomination? So mean. On the other hand, she did dagger Rebeka before she could go outside wearing it and be laughed at by the entire sighted world. As a bonus, she also missed Klaus' shitty band and Bonnie in a fetching beige-coloured old-lady girdle. You'd think a dress that bad would distract from her annoying face, but no, somehow they combined to form a new, extra-annoying version of Bonnie.

Caroline has a glitter gun. I don't have a glitter gun. WHY DON'T I HAVE A GLITTER GUN?! I'm glad I don't have a boyfriend who is Klaus's little werewolf bitch, though. That would make me sad. Probably even a glitter gun wouldn't cheer me up if I was Caroline.

Alaric didn't do anything in this episode. It was pretty flawed. He should be in all the episodes, even if all he does is hang around in the background while Damon stares at him longingly. That would have been much better than seeing Damon's come-face when Balthazar got his hand inside him. I did not approve of that use of Damon's come-face.

Katharine was in it. That was good. Some other stuff happened that had to do with Stefan and his monstrous head, but I don't know what it was due to lack of caring. I just want Alaric back. I have forgiven him for making me dream about his small-breasted girl-self. We can be friends again now.

I've not been able to take Sons of Anarchy seriously ever since that scene where one of the Ghostfacers participated in the kidnap and gang-rape of supreme MILF Gemma Teller. The show's treating it as this huge ongoing story arc with far-reaching and serious rammipercussions, and it's all really well-acted and tastefully written, and all I keep imagining is this guy going "Fight well, young lions!" before he tags some of his Aryan mates in. Pretty sure I'm going to the special hell for giggling during a rape storyline. NEW LOW, SELF.

SKY! Please stop showing Criminal Minds in perfect order for a week or so and then RANDOMLY THROWING IN one or two episodes from totally different seasons! It is so fucking confusing! Anyway, here is what is happening:

Agent Hotchner and his eyebrows are expecting a baby. Agent Hotchner runs around being lovely about his baby for a few seconds, and then spends the rest of every episode wearing a suit and judging everyone with his eyebrows. They are awesome. Agent Hotchner/his eyebrows are my favourite couple on the whole show now.

Sweater invited Spencer Reid to come to Jamaica with him, but Spencer Reid was like LOL NO, so Sweater took Roundface instead. Then afterwards Spencer Reid was basically crying to Pinup Tech that he has no friends, and Pinup Tech was like, I want to be your friend, but dude I am TOTALLY JUDING YOU A LITTLE BIT because you did not go to Jamaica with Sweater.

Spencer Reid's mum is SUE SYLVESTER. She was in a whole episode but she didn't insult anyone or make them do really complex cheerleading routines, which made me sad. Probably it's for the best though, since I think most of the people on Criminal Minds would PUNCH HER IN THE FACE if she tried one of her epic put-downs on them.

There was a dude with really comedicly bad burn makeup and a weird Phantom of the Opera-style cell in his basement. Seriously, the suit was just this giant brown Gillman head with some swirlies painted on it and the whole set-up reminded me of the monster-mash episode of Supernatural. Which I loved, but probably that was not the effect they wanted.

After that I think it was an out-of-order episode because Cleopatra was in it and Roundface wasn't, but anyway Spencer Reid got an embarrassingly on-trend haircut (think Alaric's permenant bed-head only on somebody who CLEARLY isn't Alaric) and everyone was like LOL NO and Agent Hotchner and his eyebrows were SUPER JUDGEY and beautiful just because they have a baby and nobody else does.

Tim Curry was in that episode too. I don't really know what happened, he just drove around for a bit and I think he killed some guys and listened to the radio. I found it hard to care because OH GOD HIS TEETH! Sweater made new friends with this police dude and they drove around for a bit but then Tim Curry killed him because he was stealing radio air or something. Anyway, Sweater was really sad but I guess we'll all have to wait to see what happens because that was all that was on my planner. I'm sure they will defeat Tim Curry's teeth and save the day though.

Supernatural, you fucking suck. Watching the Titanic episode, I was almost starting to not-hate this season on the basis that yes, the Trickster is dead, but Balthazar is pretty much the same flavour of hilarity, albeit with a crunchy topping of snarky-Englishness... and then he fucking died! Oh whatever, I don't even care anymore, I hope the dragons get you all.

Also, I hate that blonde guy from Boardwalk Empire. Steve Buscemi should smack him in his stupid disrespectful face. Basically the whole show should be about Steve Buscemi wearing a hat.

I think the reason I can't get into the Thor movie is because every time someone says "Loki", I think of the Trickster/Gabriel from Supernatural, and then I get annoyed because instead of the Trickster being awesome and wonderful, I have this useless crying prettyboy who wears a stupid hat and mopes around being in love with his brother. I AM JUDGING YOU, THORVERSE LOKI. YOU DO NOT SATISFY MY EXPECTATIONS FOR TRICKSTER GODS/ANGELS-IN-DISGUISE.