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just saw a post on my fb feed about a guy who got up to watch the lunar eclipse, but instead saw a naked guy across the street walk outside to take delivery of a pizza.

its pretty obvious to anyone with a brain that the guy is a werewolf who just transformed back to a human due to the eclipse and needed some pizza to get his energy levels up.

SUPERMOON

Aug. 29th, 2015 10:08 pm
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Attention Eerie, Indiana fans: don't forget it's Supermoon tonight; the perfect time to get some Mr. Chaney fic on the go.

Fic ideas

Aug. 25th, 2015 06:42 am
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Sunday night we had this incredibly gross muggy heat that basically made sleep impossible, and Monday morning I felt so much like headachey, nauseated ass that even a shower couldn't make me human again and I ended up calling in sick to work.

Long story short, I spent most of the day napping on the sofa, writing Eerie ficlets, and drinking hot chocolate while Hocus Pocus and Trick 'r Treat played in the background.

And now I want a story where Danielle and Laurie from Trick 'r Treat are Mister Chaney's nieces, and he's all about tradition so he's super disapproving of the fact that they (and also I reckon their mum, who is Mr. C's free-wheeling big sister and the first one in the fam to break with tradition) have joined Lupa, an all-female werewolf pack, and IDK, maybe Danielle and Laurie are road-tripping with Janet and Marie around Halloween, and they end up in Eerie, and also I think secretly there are unicorns in Eerie and unicorns and werewolves are enemies, and then they fight or something. IDK. Basically I want fic about Laurie and Danielle, is what I am saying.

Also, you know how EI:the Other Dimension had Stanley and... someone else, and they were essentially that reality's version of Simon and Mars? I think Max, Dannie and Binx were the Mars, Simon and Dash of yet another reality, the one Hocus Pocus is set in. Like, these three, or versions of them, exist again and again throughout the multiverse, and they're a floodgate to keep the tides of weirdness at bay.

So, those are some thoughts that I have. Basically, I want more stories, all the stories, forever.
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Also, omfg Katharine Isabelle, be less beautiful and perfect. I have limited feelings and you are using them all up.


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Watching American Mary, just straight up burst into tears at the ending because the revenge-driven serial killing medical student and the strip club owner who tortures and mutilates people didn't get their happily ever after together. Probably safe to say I am about to go swimming in the crimson tide. Icecream and bed, self. Icecream and bed.


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This year, for Halloween, I really want to go as one of the dead retards from Trick 'r Treat. The only issue is that it's such an obscure movie that people won't get what I'm supposed to be, and when I try to explain, I get as far as "dead retards" and they walk away in disgust. Sour times for me.


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Aww damn it. I was totally loving how much Tyler has grown into himself this year, and that silly werewolf bitch just ruined it by having Klaus slaughter his entire pack. Between that and Jammy the Emu retreading the whole Evilaric plot from last season, I'm calling bullshit on all of series four.


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Also, I am now totally holding out for a Caroline/Hayley/Tyler threesome. Actually, just plain old Caroline/Hayley would be fine too. Tyler can like, play video games or something.


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Wow, Alcide sure loves killing him some packmasters, huh? He just rolls into a new town, kills the local Alpha, and then when the other wolves are all like, "Hey, you gonna be our new leader now Alcide?" he's like, "Lol no, I heard there's a pack two states over whose Alpha is all not-killed and shit, so I gotta go sort that out. But I'm sure it'll be fine, 'cause leaving a massive power vacuum absolutely never gives rise to evil megalomaniac douchebags. Laters!"

Kind of a dick move on his part, but I guess when your dad is the T2, a certain amount of "rolling through towns, fucking shit up" is inevitable.


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I'm currently rereading Gail Carriger's Parasol Protectorate series (if you haven't read them, get them downloaded right now before you die due to being a no-taste-having failure), and I love how her dad bails on her before she's even born, but leaves her all of his journals and notebooks, which is essentially a massive collection of porn FEATURING HIMSELF. Like, "Hey daughter, I have no intention of sticking around to raise you, but here's a bunch of drawings of me banging this werewolf dude. Hugs, Daddy Tarabotti". That's such bad parenting, it actually becomes awesome. What an absolute ledge.


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"If paedos looked like paedos, they'd never do any paedo-ing." Oh, Being Human, I miss the days when you were awesome and perfect. At least now I don't have to be sad that you got cancelled, though.


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Ignore that last post, I cannot use this IPod for shit. Teen Wolf is horrible, I just wasted two valuable afternoons of my life watching the first season in the hope it would get less retarded, but I waited in vain! Why are they all so ugly?! When I was a teenager there were hot teenagers on tv, but these are some goofy-looking adolescents. And that older guy who keeps trying to molest the main guys' boyfriend, what the fuck.

Fuck me I'm cold. I got caught in a rainstorm when I was glen-walking, and then I slipped and fell and now I'm soaked and can't warm up. How was everyone's Christmas? I didn't get Colin Farrell or a gingerbread house big enough to live in. I had to go to the laundrette too coz my machine broke and I had no more panties and there totally wasn't a secret world behind the fucking dryers. Reality sucks. Jesus I'm freezing my tits off here. If I don't update in the next week assume I died of freeziation.


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I am watching the Vampire Diaries. Basically what is happening is, Jammy the Emu was sad because Bonnie and her horrible face don't like him anymore, and Elena and Alaric were worried because, omg, who would be upset at the prospect of LESS BONNIE, and so Jammy and Mongo were hanging out and having beautiful love, but then Klaus decided to interfere with the power of BEING A STUPID COCKY DICKCOCK and then Alaric got run over and was nearly dead, but it's okay because Damon saved him with his SUPER MULLET VAMPIRE POWERS but basically Jammy has left town because his Emuness has spread to his lungs and soon he will drown in a pile of skin-tight jeans and stupid white belts if he doesn't get away from Mystic Falls, and Caroline wasn't in this episode and Stefan was, so basically that sucked.
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I am watching the Vampire Diaries. Basically what is happening is, Jammy the Emu was sad because Bonnie and her horrible face don't like him anymore, and Elena and Alaric were worried because, omg, who would be upset at the prospect of LESS BONNIE, and so Jammy and Mongo were hanging out and having beautiful love, but then Klaus decided to interfere with the power of BEING A STUPID COCKY DICKCOCK and then Alaric got run over and was nearly dead, but it's okay because Damon saved him with his SUPER MULLET VAMPIRE POWERS but basically Jammy has left town because his Emuness has spread to his lungs and soon he will drown in a pile of skin-tight jeans and stupid white belts if he doesn't get away from Mystic Falls, and Caroline wasn't in this episode and Stefan was, so basically that sucked.
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Wow, Grimm is lame. OH LOOK, I HAVE TERMINAL CANCER AND NO HAIR, BUT I DRIVE AROUND IN A DRAFTY TRAILER AND DON'T WEAR A FUCKING HAT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER. Idiot! You don't have cancer, you're just FUCKING RETARDED. OH LOOK A WACKY WEREWOLF SIDEKICK! Shut up! All you do is give horrible, clunky exposition! Main guy... YOU'RE BORING. Main guy's wife... BORING! Token black cop... BORING! Also BLATENT TOKENISM!

On the plus side, after watching it I am suddenly so much more forgiving of True Blood's witch/fairy/amnesia bullshitapalooza. So maybe Grimm has a purpose, if only to make other shows less rubbish in comparison.
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Wow, Grimm is lame. OH LOOK, I HAVE TERMINAL CANCER AND NO HAIR, BUT I DRIVE AROUND IN A DRAFTY TRAILER AND DON'T WEAR A FUCKING HAT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER. Idiot! You don't have cancer, you're just FUCKING RETARDED. OH LOOK A WACKY WEREWOLF SIDEKICK! Shut up! All you do is give horrible, clunky exposition! Main guy... YOU'RE BORING. Main guy's wife... BORING! Token black cop... BORING! Also BLATENT TOKENISM!

On the plus side, after watching it I am suddenly so much more forgiving of True Blood's witch/fairy/amnesia bullshitapalooza. So maybe Grimm has a purpose, if only to make other shows less rubbish in comparison.
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Ugh. Just wasted valuable energy getting all excited about the "new" season of True Blood coming to FX, only to realise that by "new" they mean "shitty fourth season that everyone's already seen and which was rubbish anyway because nobody cares about fairies and witches and stupid Eric with his stupid amnesia and a stupid storyline about Andy getting addicted to V and the whole thing not being solved by the power of Sookie and Jason's beautiful love for each other." Yes, I just ruined True Blood for a bunch of you, OH WELL.

Was going to go for a walk after tea, but it's dark and windy and cold and I don't wanna and I'm going to bed to watch Trick 'r Treat and wish there was an ENTIRE SERIES based around the concept of Anna Paquin in a sexy Red Riding Hood costume eating dudes and doing strip-teases. I think that should be the plot of True Blood season five.
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Ugh. Just wasted valuable energy getting all excited about the "new" season of True Blood coming to FX, only to realise that by "new" they mean "shitty fourth season that everyone's already seen and which was rubbish anyway because nobody cares about fairies and witches and stupid Eric with his stupid amnesia and a stupid storyline about Andy getting addicted to V and the whole thing not being solved by the power of Sookie and Jason's beautiful love for each other." Yes, I just ruined True Blood for a bunch of you, OH WELL.

Was going to go for a walk after tea, but it's dark and windy and cold and I don't wanna and I'm going to bed to watch Trick 'r Treat and wish there was an ENTIRE SERIES based around the concept of Anna Paquin in a sexy Red Riding Hood costume eating dudes and doing strip-teases. I think that should be the plot of True Blood season five.
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Random sex dream about Jammy and Mongo from the Vampire Diaries accompanied by soundtrack from Hairspray. This had made me fonder of Hairspray and yet at the same time more suspicious of Tyler. Werewolves shouldn't have sex to Hairspray. That's just not right.
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Random sex dream about Jammy and Mongo from the Vampire Diaries accompanied by soundtrack from Hairspray. This had made me fonder of Hairspray and yet at the same time more suspicious of Tyler. Werewolves shouldn't have sex to Hairspray. That's just not right.

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