...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Blargh. I'm watching the new series of Luther and Ripley is being all traitorous and sneaky and not in love with John anymore. It's wrong and gross and this season is stupid.

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"I'm surly and I have a beard. Gimme!" is now and forever my official go-to phrase whenever I want something. Oh Crowley! I think they should just fire all the other actors at this point and just have Mark Sheppard do all the parts with silly voices.

Also, Luther - what the hell? Evil twins and D&D playing gingers gone rogue? Whatever. Where is Alice?!

Tonight's episode of Luther, oh my God: ( Read more... )

Well, the Glee finale was boring and lame - I liked Kurt and Minidina singing For Good, but Brittany's "My Cup" basically recycled the joke from My Headband, and of course there was no Sue, so that made everything suck.

On the other hand, Luther is back! Oh Luther! For those of you who haven't heard of it, Luther stars Idris Elba as a stern hot detective who fights crime with the power of being hot and stern, an infalliable sense of JUSTICE, and occasionally dropping serial killers from high places, while being assisted by a sexy red-haired serial killing scientist who believes in LOGIC and DISPASSIONATE REASONING and also stabbing people. They're basically Brennan and Booth's evil twins. It's great.

MY brother was bitching that Luther's wee Scouse boyfriend is a massive step down fron Daddy Winchester, but I quite like Ripley - he's so little and sweet, and okay, not as super-hot as Daddy Winchester, but also less likely to cheat on Idris Elba with the bird from Star Trek and basically plunge the entire series into chaos like in The Losers. Ripley, I approve of you.

Apart from that, I have been watching lots of Numb3rs - I know I bitched and whinged massively about the last episode of season three, but the penultimate episode, where Charlie and Don go to couples therapy together was SO CUTE, OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! And Charlie was like, "I'm not as helpless as people think," and I was like, OH CHARLIE, YOU COMPLETELY ARE, BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ANYWAY! The final season is FINALLY getting released over here next month, yay!

Sigh. I bought popping corn yesterday and I want to go down and make popcorn so I can eat it while I watch more Numb3rs live a rich and fulfilling life, but my Dad is doing his faffing-hen impression in the kitchen so I have to wait eight thousand years for him to finish whatever-the-fuck it is he's up to or risk getting sucked into his maelstrom of inefficiency. WHATEVER!

Okay dudes, I just finished watching the Losers. Man, Jason Patric did not grow up pretty. I would probably have thoroughly enjoyed his character if I had not been forced to deploy my emergency eyelids to shield myself from how badly he has aged. Also, someone should probably tell Idris Elba that it is scientifically impossible to out-alpha-male Daddy Winchester. It was kind of tragic watching him try. Oh Idris Elba, you may be the boss of selling drugs and learning economics in Baltimore, and you have had some success fighting vampires and psycho killers over here in England, but you cannot go toe-to-toe with Daddy Winchester and have it end well for you.

In conclusion: Losers is GREAT, somebody find me Clay/Roque porn. What?!

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