...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

In the later books, I used to feel kind of bad for Vaurien Scapegrace, because it must suck to be the bad guy that all the other bad guys laugh at and make fun of and having Billy-Ray's dad turn you into a zombie head in a jar, but I've been rereading the whole series in preparation for the Maleficent Seven and I had totally forgotten that scene where he tries to beat an injured, magicless fourteen year old girl to death, and okay, she totally kicks the shit out of him, but that's not the point, so fuck him, he deserves to be a zombie head with a fallen-off nose floating around in a jar. Because basically that's what you get for being a FUCKING ASSHOLE.

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If Erskine Ravel is Colin Farrell in an edible, whiskey-soaked, unicorn-nibbled hat, then Billy Ray Sanguine is Jason Stackhouse. A serial-killing, earth-melding, no-eyes-having Texan version of Jason Stackhouse who wears cowboy hat, but still.

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What? What? WHAT?!

New Skulduggery Pleasant, dudes. What the fuckedy fucking fuckcakes?!

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No, seriously. What?!?!