...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

If Eerie had a coat of arms, what do you reckon it would look like?

I think it would have a jackalope and a bigfoot (with pink hairbow) rampant on either side of the shield, maybe two crossed ears of corn over the top and the motto would be a Latin translation of something along the lines of "statistically the most normal place in the country." Or, "peaceful, average, normal". I don't know if you can have a Latin version of "all-American".

The shield itself would be divided into quarters and the images would be Elvis, a dairy cow (but a terrifying one, like the poo-brained horse or that fucking deer with the hands from Adventure Time), a tornado and the tags that say "Lost" on them from Bureau of Lost.

And bigfoot and the jackalope would have, respectively, a plus and a minus on their flanks, where MLP have their cutie marks.

If the Losers were ponies, Cougar's cutie-mark would be a picture of Jensen-pony. That makes me a bit sad because Jensen-pony's cutie-mark is the "Go Petunias" logo, not because he likes Cougar-pony any less than Cougar-pony likes him, but because Jensen-pony has more in his life than just his hat and his boyfriend. I guess the moral of this story is that the Losers should not be ponies.

(Actually it would be great if the Losers were ponies because then Clay and Roque's big row wouldn't be about Roque being all evil, it would be because Roque didn't recycle or ate somebody's cake or something.)

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BLARGHH! Why is it so hard to be alive? Always having to do things, brush hair, brush teeth, listen to people talk, eat food, take baths, do laundry, wear clothes, get clothes dirty, do more laundry... why can't I just watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic in my underwear and people will periodically come by and give me baby oranges and coffee so I don't starve to death?

OFFICIALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING MANKIND HAS EVER DONE. EVER.

When Dexter first came out, I watched a couple of episodes, got thoroughly annoyed with the constant monologuing, and went back to watching Profit on DVD. After all, naked, eyeliner-wearing Adrian Pasdar versus Micheal C Hall in chinos isn't much of a contest.

Lately I've been watching a bit more, and it's almost... not terrible. I kind of like Rita, which considering I would happily have punched Julie Benz in the face every time she popped up on Angel, says a lot. I like that one police dude who wears a hat. The children are tolerable. I sort of ship Deb/Doakes, but I've read one of the books where Doakes has a super-horrible fate, so I'm not getting attached.

Also, beautiful James Remarr is in it being beautiful and playing Dexter's dead dad. He shows up and gives Dexter sound advice, like STOP TRYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH OTHER SERIAL KILLERS. Which Dexter doesn't ever seem to listen to. Right now he's friends with... dude, I don't remember his name, but he was the president on the West Wing after Bartlett. Anyway, they're little serial killing best mates and James Remarr is all like, NO DEXTER STOP TRYING TO HAVE A SERIAL KILLER BFF and Dexter is like WHATEVER JAMES REMARR YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME and now the president dude is going crazy or something, I don't know, but I guess the moral of this story is if you are a serial killer, probably you shouldn't hang out with other serial killers because it never seems to go well.


Hmm, other things... I finally started reading Ghost Story. I was totally willing to let the whole monkey-ghost thing with the lemur(e)s slide, but what really got me was the bit about being lonely in a "Byron-esque needs-a-swimming-buddy way". Since, you know, that was Shelley and all.

Also, none of these were my fault:







Sadly, there is no option for putting a little key around your pony, or dressing him in a bartender outfit. I would totally have gone there otherwise.

When I was looking for pictures to do that pimp thing for smallfandomfest and fandom-of-one, I went on Google and typed in "dash x". As you can imagine, it brought up a lot of pictures of Jason Marsden being beautiful and having grey hair.

It also brought up a couple of pictures of My Little Ponies doing things together that My Little Ponies did not do in my day. I am finding it very hard not to be judgy about the entire internets over the fact that such a thing exists.

I am also finding it very hard not to mentally link Dash with My Little Ponies now. Something in my head looks at him now and thinks of sparkly manes and ill-advised bonnets and Dream Castle.

Oh, I miss my Dream Castle. I got it from a carboot and it was a bit scratched and the door was broken in half, but man, Johnny and I had some epic pitched battles there. I was Whistler, because she was clever and liked to read and blue was my favourite colour. He was a baby Sylvanian Families hedgehog, because he had spiky hair. Together, we fought crime. And by "crime", I mean Action Man and Gem. Those bitches always thought they could fuck with the Ponies just because they had cars and shit.

In other news, I am riddled with angst about this Fright Night remake - it looks so shit and unfunny... but Colin Farrell looks so beautiful in it... but I know that remakes are almost never good and also that Marti Noxon is a plague upon this world... but I love Colin Farrell so much... but I don't want to be hurt by him again, oh... it is very hard to be me right now. I am full of conflict.

Okay, that Artz guy on Lost randomly exploding? Hi-larious. Possibly even funnier than Anakin becoming a quadruple amputee or Samuel L Jackson being eaten by a shark. There should be more shows where people blow up for no reason at all. Also where they all get turned into My Little Ponies. Sawyer would make such a cute My Little Pony.

On a related note, although I am in general not fond of kids in shows about grown-up people, Charlie chasing Sawyer around the island with Claire's baby and making Sawyer read carporn to him is so damn cute, I think I might die. Although that may well be because of the afore-mentioned Sawyer-reads-carporn, rather than baby-cuteness.

In other news, XME! Hurrah! I've only seen the first episode so far, but that bit where Todd and Wanda are in the news van and they're watching the tape of the Sentinal falling on Magneto and they see Pietro on the recording and Todd's like, "Pietro! But that means-" and Wanda's all, "Magneto is still alive!" and Todd gives her this look like, "I was about to say 'he betrayed us all', but let's make this all about your Daddy issues, Princess." But obviously he doesn't say that because he's all in love with Wanda, and also she's kind of cranky and mean and stupidly over-powered.