...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

If Eerie had a coat of arms, what do you reckon it would look like?

I think it would have a jackalope and a bigfoot (with pink hairbow) rampant on either side of the shield, maybe two crossed ears of corn over the top and the motto would be a Latin translation of something along the lines of "statistically the most normal place in the country." Or, "peaceful, average, normal". I don't know if you can have a Latin version of "all-American".

The shield itself would be divided into quarters and the images would be Elvis, a dairy cow (but a terrifying one, like the poo-brained horse or that fucking deer with the hands from Adventure Time), a tornado and the tags that say "Lost" on them from Bureau of Lost.

And bigfoot and the jackalope would have, respectively, a plus and a minus on their flanks, where MLP have their cutie marks.

If the Losers were ponies, Cougar's cutie-mark would be a picture of Jensen-pony. That makes me a bit sad because Jensen-pony's cutie-mark is the "Go Petunias" logo, not because he likes Cougar-pony any less than Cougar-pony likes him, but because Jensen-pony has more in his life than just his hat and his boyfriend. I guess the moral of this story is that the Losers should not be ponies.

(Actually it would be great if the Losers were ponies because then Clay and Roque's big row wouldn't be about Roque being all evil, it would be because Roque didn't recycle or ate somebody's cake or something.)

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http://www.redbubble.com/people/aredblush/works/10248559-inception-my-little-pony-cobb?c=205859-my-little-inception-pony

It's bizarre how Leo DiCaprio looks exactly the same as a My Little Pony and as a regular human. Almost as if his true form really is a sparkely cartoon pony...

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If the Avengers were kitties, and the Watchmen were ponies, and they got into it, I think the Watchmen would rape the fuck out of the Avengers. The Losers would sit back and watch while playing cards and drinking tequila, because they don't care either way.

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Okay, I sort of.retract the whine about.people.not.drawing the cast of Heroes.as MLP. its actually really hard.to make a bunch of.ponies.look like a specific.person out.of a group of.people which is.mostly blonde.women or white dudes with dark hair and eyes. the only one who looks even slightly recognisable.is Peter Pony, and only.because of Peters stupid haircut in season one. Drawing.is too difficult. im gonna go kill some homeless dudes.instead.

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