...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

This is very fucking sad. I am that starved for entertainment, I've been reduced to watching Revenge of the Sith. And not for Hayden Christensen in eyeliner, but because it's one of the only things I've got left. I'm going to end up like Bleh in Drawn Together, only instead of I Am Sam reviews, I'll speak soley in horrendous George Lucas-penned dialogue. "You were my brother! I loved you!" "Gone is the boy you knew." "There's still good in him, Obi... I can feel it..."

Now, I'm not shallow enough to claim that homoerotic tussling between two hot boys, a couple of hours of Drawn Together and a mug of hot chocolate are enough to erase the pain of my recent bereavement but neither will I pretend that it didn't help. Besides, at least I can take comfort in my faith... or can I?



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Big Wolf on Campus makes Miami Vice references! It can't be natural to be as pleased by this as I am, but come on, "Next week we'll be discussing the rise and fall of Don Johnson"? Mr D, you are my hero even if you do eat cute monkeys and pick fights with teenaged boys dressed as Micheal Jackson!

In other news, my Gay Pirate Book* has arrived, courtesy of Liam Neeson and Royal Mail, along with the second season of Miami Vice (OMG, that dude stole his Ferrari! Kill him, Elvis!) and the first season of Drawn Together. Not that this prevented me splurging on the Chronicals of Narnia boxset in Computer Exchange and discussing the Neverending Story with the cashier, but still, that should satisfy my entertainment needs until the third season of XM:E comes out.

*Captain Hook: the Adventures of a Notorious Youth, by JV Hart and illustrated by the guy who illustrates the Lemony Snicket books. I'm on a Peter Pan kick this week.