...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

I totally had a sex dream about Castle and Loki last night. Not me and Castle and Loki, just them. Now I kind of feel like I should write Nathan Fillion an apology letter telling him he could do better.

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DUDES! Why did nobody tell me Beautiful Adrian Pasdar was going to be in Castle? What a bunch of sours you all are. Now I missed part two and I have to try and find it again and it's very bad.

Also, I finally got around to watching the Walking Dead and it started off seeming quite good but then a spider ran across the floor and freaked me out so the rest of the show was tainted by my spider-hatred so I don't really have an opinion, except that I quite like the Chinese guy who wears a hat and the arrow-shooting redneck guy*.

*Not the super-crazy redneck guy who was in the first episode; his marginally more socially-acceptable brother who showed up later and got all hilariously indignant about the zombie eating his deer.

Just saw a thingie on Facebook where Marti Noxon was talking about her part in the Fright Night remake. I really wish I had realised earlier that she was involved - that totally explains why the remake sucks, and not in either of the two fun ways a vampire movie could do so. Fuck you, Marti Noxon. If I had a syringe full of PrawnAIDS I would jab it into your fucking face.

In other, more positive news, after seeing Don's ex-boyfriend on Castle the other night, I have been inspired to start re-watching Numb3rs, and OH MY GOD, could it be any more homoerotic? I mean, intellectually I was aware of how incredibly slashy it was, but rewatching it just dazzled me with it's subtexty goodness.

I just finished watching that season 2 episode with the little boy whose mum gets shot for exposing stock fraud, and that bit with Charlie and Colby and the gumballs, dude, there was less sexual tension in TV shows that are actually mostly about sexual tension. So awesome.

Anyways, that's pretty much all I have to say for the moment, so good day!

Oh, I forgot to mention: why is Don's fugitive recovery ex-boyfriend guy suddenly a super-mean criminal dude who was meening on Ryan and lovely lovely Esposito for no reason? This distresses me. I thought Don had better judgement than that.

Lovely lovely Esposito. Why could you not have been wetter in this episode?

So I've been catching up on all the TV shows I recorded this week before my brothers delete them to make room for eighty billion hours of motorbikes.

The episode of Castle with the Prohibition-era speakeasy and soopa-sekrit whiskey stash was awesome. I'm aware that the show is totally dumb and pretty much replies on Nathan Fillion to charm the audience out of realising how sucktarded it really is, but I don't care - it's fun and pretty and doesn't require me to do anything except sit back and giggle.

I love Kim Possible so much. I cannot believe that you can't buy seasons 3 and 4 anywhere, and that seasons 1 and 2 are only available in Germany. What the fuck, Disney?! Anyway, there were a bunch of episodes I'd not seen before, including an awesome one where Drakken invents a "brain-washing shampoo and cranium rinse" and then performs a rap song about it. And it was GENIUS. I completely want to buy his product now.

The Vampire Diaries is totally lame at the minute. If you were a fugly, skull-faced, rubber-lipped uber-vamp with a ridiculous Justin Timberlake-esque haircut, and you could possess people, and you were possessing a Stern Hot History Teacher, why the fuck would you go back to your own body? Klaus is spending all this time trying to break this dumb curse so he can get his wolf on - how about breaking the curse of having to go through eternity with that stupid face? Also, poor sad Alaric! ( Read more... )