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Esposito in Marine cammies makes my uterus explode. That is all.


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I love Generation Kill. I love so many things about it, I cannot even say with mere mouthwords.

I love that scene where they get told to take off their MOP suits and the reporter dude is like, "So there are no chemical weapons? WHAT WAS THE POINT?!" and Trombley's like, "The point is we get to kill people, you dumb fuck!" and the reporter dude.laughs and then looks at him and his grin kind of slides off his face because he realises that Trombley is NOT KIDDING.

I am sad when Brad and Nate have sad broken love because Nate decides to obey Encino Man instead of being like, "Your methods are stupid, your plan is stupid, your intelligence is stupid!" and Brad is all, WE ARE BETRAYED!! because yes, but also no because SAD NATE JUST TRYING TO OBEY ORDERS, but it's okay because by the next episode they are in beautiful love again and Brad is happy.

I love when Rudy is worried that he might not have done the right thing by sniping those snipey rocket dudes, and he tells Chaffin and Chaffin responds by saying he'd liked to have been one of the dudes who bombed Hiroshima.

I love that Brad has a whole rant about why religion doesn't belong in the Marine Corps, and when he's done, Trombley's like, "What does that mean?" and Ray pops up from behind the Jeep and summarizes this three-minute rant as boiling down to "religion is gay."

I love a thousand other things about it, but I can't tell you about them now because I have to eat my yoghurt and watch the last episode.


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So dudes, I was watching Generation Kill today and Johnny came in and we were talking about kid's films that in hindsight are just massively inappropriate and we got onto Watership Down, and then I realised:

Nate Fick is basically Hazel from Watership Down in human form.
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So dudes, I was watching Generation Kill today and Johnny came in and we were talking about kid's films that in hindsight are just massively inappropriate and we got onto Watership Down, and then I realised:

Nate Fick is basically Hazel from Watership Down in human form.
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OH MY GOD, Generation Kill, you guys! Is that not the gayest thing ever? I am no longer even a little bit fazed by the idea of Eric from True Blood and Ziggy from the Wire being epicly gay for each other. I'm reading porn for it right now in another window, and I totally don't care that this is the computer Mama Froodle uses for work. I might just save it on her favourites list so she can enjoy it later.

ALSO! Why is there not a TV series of Daddy Winchester's character from Watchmen just going around shooting and raping and burning people and being awesome and beautiful and unconcerned about it? I feel this would be an excellent thing to have. If they can't get the rights to the Comedian, they should just give Jeffrey Dean Morgan a bullshit name and a gun and lots of leather and send him off to do Comedian-like things on camera and avoid paying royalties. COME ON OH GOD I WOULD WATCH IT EVERY WEEK AND BUY THE DVD WHEN IT CAME OUT! Even if it was an HBO thing where the DVDs are ridiculously expensive, I WOULD PAY FOR IT! PROBABLY ALMOST FULL-PRICE! MAYBE! IF I HAD VOUCHERS FOR HMV OR SOMETHING!

Oh, the ending of Avatar is also quite epicly gay. I would be more enthusiastic but compared to DADDY WINCHESTER SHOOTING A PREGNANT WOMAN FROM PURE GROUCHINESS it loses its splendour. Sorry, Zuko. You are just not grouchy enough for me.

Also, was I the only one who got a mental image of Colin Farrel yelling "Of course it does! The Vietnamese!" every time it showed Daddy Winchester in Vietnam? Colin Farrel knows everything. Stupid Canadians and racist dwarves should pay attention to his wisdom.

Anyway, I'm going to go work on the script for the pilot episode of EDDIE BLAKE: THE SERIES, which will be beautiful and coming soon to a television screen near you, though possibly under a non-copyright-infringing name. Probably you should all start petitioning HBO to pick it up.
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OH MY GOD, Generation Kill, you guys! Is that not the gayest thing ever? I am no longer even a little bit fazed by the idea of Eric from True Blood and Ziggy from the Wire being epicly gay for each other. I'm reading porn for it right now in another window, and I totally don't care that this is the computer Mama Froodle uses for work. I might just save it on her favourites list so she can enjoy it later.

ALSO! Why is there not a TV series of Daddy Winchester's character from Watchmen just going around shooting and raping and burning people and being awesome and beautiful and unconcerned about it? I feel this would be an excellent thing to have. If they can't get the rights to the Comedian, they should just give Jeffrey Dean Morgan a bullshit name and a gun and lots of leather and send him off to do Comedian-like things on camera and avoid paying royalties. COME ON OH GOD I WOULD WATCH IT EVERY WEEK AND BUY THE DVD WHEN IT CAME OUT! Even if it was an HBO thing where the DVDs are ridiculously expensive, I WOULD PAY FOR IT! PROBABLY ALMOST FULL-PRICE! MAYBE! IF I HAD VOUCHERS FOR HMV OR SOMETHING!

Oh, the ending of Avatar is also quite epicly gay. I would be more enthusiastic but compared to DADDY WINCHESTER SHOOTING A PREGNANT WOMAN FROM PURE GROUCHINESS it loses its splendour. Sorry, Zuko. You are just not grouchy enough for me.

Also, was I the only one who got a mental image of Colin Farrel yelling "Of course it does! The Vietnamese!" every time it showed Daddy Winchester in Vietnam? Colin Farrel knows everything. Stupid Canadians and racist dwarves should pay attention to his wisdom.

Anyway, I'm going to go work on the script for the pilot episode of EDDIE BLAKE: THE SERIES, which will be beautiful and coming soon to a television screen near you, though possibly under a non-copyright-infringing name. Probably you should all start petitioning HBO to pick it up.

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