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[froodle]

I swear to God, Dirk Benedict is the world's bounciest human being. It's like his feet are made from tiny trampolines. I still don't think he could take Katee Sackhoff in a fight, though.

My feet, however, are not made from tiny trampolines and are very sore from hauling massive bags filled with Lush joy back from the train station after going to the party in York. And now I have exactly zero monies, and fail at life. On the other hand, I did meet some shiny cool people and also, did I mention I possess bags of pure joy? And the second season of the A Team (which certain filthy Southerners who shall remain Snithy will not be getting to watch on account of them being dirty, dirty whores) and hot chocolate in Darth Vader's head.

So in fact, I win at life, and I'm going to have a bath and then watch Dirk Benedict being bouncey, and wonder who would win if he and John Connolly got into a fight for my hand in marriage.

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[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

How much did you buy this time?! AND why didn't you invite me??!!

Murdock is better by the way

[froodle]

I'll never tell, much like Xander and Anya. And because you're dirty and French and also because I wasn't sure if I was going to go until that afternoon thanks to stupid work making me, well, work.

And he is not, Face is way, way better. Does Murdock have feet made from tiny trampolines? I think not.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT FRENCH!

trampolines?

[froodle]

Such French lies. Go and eat some snails and cry because you've never won a war, Frenchie.

Because he's bouncy!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

You're weird

[froodle]

You're a spacemonkey.

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Dirk Is Bouncy Love. He needs a colourbar.

Sounds like a cool weekend, I'm happy for you!

Only got the first season so far, haven't even watched everything yet... Ack. And first season is all Face in tight bluejeans and leatherjacket *yummy*

[froodle]

His hair is bouncy too. He's just like, the Avatar of Bounciness.

Those jeans bother me, it totally looks like he irons them. Who irons their jeans? It's crazy. Although him in the preacher outfit in the episode where they get chased by hillbillies? Hot.

[marystmatthew.livejournal.com]

Aww. I think I want a Dirk icon. Might try that out.

*lol* Face obviously has everything he wears ironed by his one night stands. He feeds them gets them drunk in expensive restaurants, than he gets them home and instead of sex - ha! Iron my clothes, love.

THAT eppy. Face + Hannibal singing "You Are My Sunshine" for BA = Major &hearts

[froodle]

I'm holding out for a Starbuck + Unicorns = OTP icon, myself, although now you have filled me with a need for silly colourbar antics.

Oh, gutted! No wonder his relationships never last, that's the ultimate let-down. Those poor girls. Totally proves he never got over Apollo, though.

Have you seen the one where they pretend to be high-ranking airline folk on a plane filled with terrorists, and Hannibal has this stick-on moustache and one of the terrorists rips it off and throws it at them and it lands on Face's jacket and he has this look like, "This is the most disturbing thing that has happened to me all day"? Hi-larious.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

but that's Wrong!
Sowrong!
*explodes*
Mister pixiefoots: it's Me! i was the hex all along!


..ok that's disturbin'

[froodle]

Wrong, but so very true. Damn those unicorns and their Starbuck-seducing ways. It's the sparkly noses that entrance him so.

And yes, that is disturbing. You're disturbed.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

John Connolly v Dirk Benedict? Difficult. Any more thoughts on who you'd choose? :)

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

JC would win. there is no competition.
unless of course the competition was girly hair pulling in which case dirk benedict is King. (and totally kelso's daddy)

[froodle]

You underestimate Dirk Benedict's mastery of the girly fighting tactics. Not only is he a Black Belt hair-puller, he's also very good at scratching and eye-gouging.

But in the end, yeah, John Connolly would totally make Dirk his bitch.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

dirk: *squeak*








.... *bounce*

[froodle]

I find your glee at that prospect... disturbing.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

it was Dirk bouncing, not I!
and this whole mistake wouldnt have happened if you knew how to Read.
too busy skippin' school an gettin' pregant an wearin' big ole gold earings. That's Right. You're the crazy disturbing one here!

[froodle]

Well, in a straight-up, winner takes Froodle fist-fight, John Connolly would totally win, as he's Irish and the Irish are known to be scrappers. But in terms of who I would actually marry, it would probably be Dirk, as if I was married to John Connolly I would constantly want to know what he was writing, and he's be all like, "Let's go and have sex," and I'd be like, "Finish your damn book OMG I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!" and then we'd have to get divorced and it would all be very traumatic and sad and besides, I think he's a dog person and I definatly prefer cats.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

So, Dirk would be victorious! I like :). It would be a bit off-putting for John to have you constantly asking him about plot developments but just think of the editorial control - you'd never have that problem when you read a book by one of your favourite authors and it's rubbish. It'll all be "ha! Told you so!"

[froodle]

Well, he really wins by default. John and I would have the great epic romance, the forbidden love that could never go anywhere. Basically like Angel and Buffy, but with less vampires and neither of us shagging Riley.

Oh no, it would be terrible for everyone concerned. He'd be all like, "Read this draft", and I'd be like, "Needs more Angel and Louis", and he'd be like, "But it's set fifty hundred years in the future. In space. And all the characters are dinosaurs!" and I'd be like "I DON'T CARE I WANT GAY REPUBLICAN HITMEN OMG FLAIL!" and he'd be like, "I'm going to the pub, you crazy bitch!" and I'd be like, "Fine, I shall cheat on you with my childhood sweetheart, aka Dirk Benedict" and it would all get very messy and then we'd have a custody battle over the plasma screen television.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

the plasma screen must decide for itself!!
what cruel fate being fought over with no input. and anyway a john connolly book with gay republican mormons and dinosaurs set fifty hundred years in the future would be fucking AWESOME. cause it's like, space and angel and louis who are cool, right, and and Wheee!!! the future!

i think it needs to have evil space guineapig-reavers. EVIL!

[froodle]

And the court would totally decide that I'm not fit to own a plasma screen on account of my sexual relations with every Dirk Benedict who looks my way, even though John totally cheated on me, but that's okay because that's just a man being a man, whereas if a woman strays from the marital fold, it makes her a slut who wants only crystal-clear picture transfer, excellent sound quality and the occaisonal good deep-dicking from 80's TV stars.

Louis isn't a Mormon, he's an assasin. Do not go confusing Louis with Raoul. That's killin' talk. Also it makes me imagine Raoul as a homie and then I feel dead inside.

Oh man, and the guinea-Reavers would be all, "RARGH WE SCARY!", and Louis would be like "what the fuck..." *shoot* and then he would be mad because he got guinea-Reaver blood on his snazzy Space Clothes and everyone else would be like, you so cool, Louis.

[scattydove.livejournal.com]

Yey for all the LUSHness!

I friended you :)

[froodle]

Shiny, I friended you back.