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Feb. 18th, 2006 11:46 pmI swear to God, Dirk Benedict is the world's bounciest human being. It's like his feet are made from tiny trampolines. I still don't think he could take Katee Sackhoff in a fight, though.
My feet, however, are not made from tiny trampolines and are very sore from hauling massive bags filled with Lush joy back from the train station after going to the party in York. And now I have exactly zero monies, and fail at life. On the other hand, I did meet some shiny cool people and also, did I mention I possess bags of pure joy? And the second season of the A Team (which certain filthy Southerners who shall remain Snithy will not be getting to watch on account of them being dirty, dirty whores) and hot chocolate in Darth Vader's head.
So in fact, I win at life, and I'm going to have a bath and then watch Dirk Benedict being bouncey, and wonder who would win if he and John Connolly got into a fight for my hand in marriage.
My feet, however, are not made from tiny trampolines and are very sore from hauling massive bags filled with Lush joy back from the train station after going to the party in York. And now I have exactly zero monies, and fail at life. On the other hand, I did meet some shiny cool people and also, did I mention I possess bags of pure joy? And the second season of the A Team (which certain filthy Southerners who shall remain Snithy will not be getting to watch on account of them being dirty, dirty whores) and hot chocolate in Darth Vader's head.
So in fact, I win at life, and I'm going to have a bath and then watch Dirk Benedict being bouncey, and wonder who would win if he and John Connolly got into a fight for my hand in marriage.
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Date: 2006-02-19 06:48 pm (UTC)unless of course the competition was girly hair pulling in which case dirk benedict is King. (and totally kelso's daddy)
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Date: 2006-02-19 11:23 pm (UTC)But in the end, yeah, John Connolly would totally make Dirk his bitch.
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Date: 2006-02-19 11:33 pm (UTC).... *bounce*
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Date: 2006-02-19 11:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-20 07:12 pm (UTC)and this whole mistake wouldnt have happened if you knew how to Read.
too busy skippin' school an gettin' pregant an wearin' big ole gold earings. That's Right. You're the crazy disturbing one here!
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Date: 2006-02-20 10:05 pm (UTC)dirk: *squeak*
dirk: ...
dirk: .....
dirk: .......
dirk: *bounce*
Besides, everyone knows that Dirk Benedict is totally Richard Hatch's bitch. FOREVER!
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Date: 2006-02-21 12:09 am (UTC)REAVERS FOR YOU,
in your house, chewing thoughtfully on mister teatime.
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Date: 2006-02-22 10:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-23 12:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-23 06:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-23 10:31 pm (UTC)...*waits patiently for bu to explode leaving only a gir or reaver behind*
....
oh no. your guineapig has not exploded. Woe!
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Date: 2006-02-25 08:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-26 01:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-26 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-01 12:56 pm (UTC)i sob for them, unknown but courageous souls.
...definately not red berries. Definately!
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Date: 2006-03-01 06:35 pm (UTC)Thlayli: *sad* But... those were my delicious red berries...
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Date: 2006-03-08 11:53 am (UTC)