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[froodle]

I swear to God, Dirk Benedict is the world's bounciest human being. It's like his feet are made from tiny trampolines. I still don't think he could take Katee Sackhoff in a fight, though.

My feet, however, are not made from tiny trampolines and are very sore from hauling massive bags filled with Lush joy back from the train station after going to the party in York. And now I have exactly zero monies, and fail at life. On the other hand, I did meet some shiny cool people and also, did I mention I possess bags of pure joy? And the second season of the A Team (which certain filthy Southerners who shall remain Snithy will not be getting to watch on account of them being dirty, dirty whores) and hot chocolate in Darth Vader's head.

So in fact, I win at life, and I'm going to have a bath and then watch Dirk Benedict being bouncey, and wonder who would win if he and John Connolly got into a fight for my hand in marriage.

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[froodle]

Well, in a straight-up, winner takes Froodle fist-fight, John Connolly would totally win, as he's Irish and the Irish are known to be scrappers. But in terms of who I would actually marry, it would probably be Dirk, as if I was married to John Connolly I would constantly want to know what he was writing, and he's be all like, "Let's go and have sex," and I'd be like, "Finish your damn book OMG I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!" and then we'd have to get divorced and it would all be very traumatic and sad and besides, I think he's a dog person and I definatly prefer cats.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

So, Dirk would be victorious! I like :). It would be a bit off-putting for John to have you constantly asking him about plot developments but just think of the editorial control - you'd never have that problem when you read a book by one of your favourite authors and it's rubbish. It'll all be "ha! Told you so!"

[froodle]

Well, he really wins by default. John and I would have the great epic romance, the forbidden love that could never go anywhere. Basically like Angel and Buffy, but with less vampires and neither of us shagging Riley.

Oh no, it would be terrible for everyone concerned. He'd be all like, "Read this draft", and I'd be like, "Needs more Angel and Louis", and he'd be like, "But it's set fifty hundred years in the future. In space. And all the characters are dinosaurs!" and I'd be like "I DON'T CARE I WANT GAY REPUBLICAN HITMEN OMG FLAIL!" and he'd be like, "I'm going to the pub, you crazy bitch!" and I'd be like, "Fine, I shall cheat on you with my childhood sweetheart, aka Dirk Benedict" and it would all get very messy and then we'd have a custody battle over the plasma screen television.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

the plasma screen must decide for itself!!
what cruel fate being fought over with no input. and anyway a john connolly book with gay republican mormons and dinosaurs set fifty hundred years in the future would be fucking AWESOME. cause it's like, space and angel and louis who are cool, right, and and Wheee!!! the future!

i think it needs to have evil space guineapig-reavers. EVIL!

[froodle]

And the court would totally decide that I'm not fit to own a plasma screen on account of my sexual relations with every Dirk Benedict who looks my way, even though John totally cheated on me, but that's okay because that's just a man being a man, whereas if a woman strays from the marital fold, it makes her a slut who wants only crystal-clear picture transfer, excellent sound quality and the occaisonal good deep-dicking from 80's TV stars.

Louis isn't a Mormon, he's an assasin. Do not go confusing Louis with Raoul. That's killin' talk. Also it makes me imagine Raoul as a homie and then I feel dead inside.

Oh man, and the guinea-Reavers would be all, "RARGH WE SCARY!", and Louis would be like "what the fuck..." *shoot* and then he would be mad because he got guinea-Reaver blood on his snazzy Space Clothes and everyone else would be like, you so cool, Louis.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*pointlaugh* you used the word snazzy!

not only is it totally and sadly outdated but you stole it from Me!
theeeeeif.

also, what if john cheated on you with dirk benedict and at the same time saved the entire planet from guinea-reavers and louis was like, hey man look! someone just left an entire new warddraboe around with new clothes in it for me and angel was all, Noooo dont open it Nooooooooooo, and louis just kept yelling about his robot bee, then opened it and the world turned into unicorns

... i got confused ...

[froodle]

Snazzy is an awesome word, which is precisely why it is not used by you, because you suck like Daniel Jackson. Early!Daniel Jackson, no less. Complete with stupid Gay Archeologist Bandana and Blinks of Non-Actingness.

I could not find it in my heart to blame anyone who cheated on anyone with Dirk Benedict. Only a deviant toaster-fucker could hope to withstand his pretty prettiness. But John Connolly could totally not take guinea-Reavers; they are far too sneaky to be defeated by an Irishman.

Oh my God, now I can't stop thinking about Louis yelling about his robot bee! Like, he'd be facing down some evil religious dudes, and they'd be all like, *racial abuse* and he'd be like, "You're after my robot bee!" and they'd be like, WTF? and then Bird or Angel would be like, *concealed shootykill!*

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

racial abuse? pfft, louis is such a white-french-king's name.
and john conolly could Totally take on guinea-reavers. Totally! he comes up with plots right, so he could totally come up with a plot to defeat them.

[froodle]

Louis is the King, alright. King of the Black Gay Republican Hitmen, that is!

Oh please, the Irish can;t even kick the English out of their country, how the fuck are they going to combat guinea-Reavers?

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

oh Pfft. ireland was built out of guns.
and guinereavers just have claws and teeth and oh God they're scary,

[froodle]

Ireland was built out of potatoes and leprechauns and strong spirits. Everyone knows that, except for smelly girl-voiced Hexbeasts.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

are you saying the IRA and assosiated enemies are made out of leprechaun?

[froodle]

Are you saying that the IRA speak for all of Ireland?

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

yes. they clearly represent one Hundreds percent of the population.

pfft. dont make me Blink at you

[froodle]

*level 3 Adama Glare*

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*Blind hat,underscore,hat-esque Beam*

*wanders off singing "we are special, we are special, we arrre Special" (http://www.contraband.co.uk/show/show.asp?ID=1348&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&rtn=search-1348&Keywords=matrix)*


also: fitzcairn, he's played by that singerguy, from the Who!
Whoo!

[froodle]

"Wu?!"