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[froodle]

Aww man, Rollo Weeks was in the Little Vampire. Now I really am going to kill myself. Or maybe go back in time and stop him from starring in shitty movies that I watched because I had a crush on various leading actors (Richard E. Grant, you freaks, not that stupid little brat from Jerry Maguire). But then it would be like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer keeps going back in time and changing the course of history in unexpected and disturbing ways, and when I got back to 2006, Scipio would be played by Daniel Radcliffe and Jake Lloyd would be playing Bo, and I'd be like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and Hayden Christensen would cry because everyone gets to say that line except him. You want some ointment for that burn, Hayden Christensen?

In other news, whenever I hear that Darren Hayes song, "Creeping Up On You", it totally reminds me of Pietro and Sp-ke from X-Men: Evolution. I'm not sure when Sp-ke made the transition from "annoying X Tard with lame powers, stupid hair and stupider name" to "stalker", but there you go. Man, I love that show. I wish the WB had released all of it on DVD - I want to see Lance randomly bitchslapping Pietro with an armchair and Pyro watching that video of Magneto bite it over and over while giggling psychotically and that old guy glomping Toad in the subway again. Sigh. I bet it'll be like Gargoyles or EI and it'll get released when I'm like, forty, and I'll be all, "I remember when this first aired" and my many cats will be like, "Whatever. Feed us tuna now plzkthx."

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Scip would look like Luigi from the Mario Brothers. I'm sorry, but he would.
Oh but I LOVE Luigi!! *excited* Oh, you know what would be great?! Scip as Luigi in a remake of the movie! And Prosper would be Daisy, and Bo would be Yoshi. Ida would be Danielle, and Victor, of course, Mario. That'd be GLORIOUS. And the Hartliebs would be King Koopa and his girlfriend.

Shit, the entire fandom would have liver failure by the third viewing.
Tehee. Reminds me of the PotC DG I did with ronsoftie once. One part was that you had to take sip of rum each time someone said "Elizabeth". We were totally wasted halway through the bloody movie.

OTP4EVAOMG!
That slutty lil seahorse. No wonder Scip wants to get away. It probably tried to come on to him, too. [Seahorse = Starbuck?!]

I imagine the European one will have a lot more in terms of extras.
*hopes*

He is so fugly, how dare he try to be Schmendrick?
He scaaaaares me. I want to see "Vanity Fair" just to watch him get his ass kicked.

Still, Angela Lansbury is always awesome and I'm really looking forward to seeing her in the flesh as Mommy Fortuna.
Heh, yes. Love her.

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Oh but I LOVE Luigi!! *excited* Oh, you know what would be great?! Scip as Luigi in a remake of the movie! And Prosper would be Daisy, and Bo would be Yoshi.
Oh God, that's so brain-hurtingly awful and hilarious all at the same time. You gotta write this. Green overalls and dodgy porn-star 'taches and Prop in white gloves and a pink dress and all.

Ida would be Danielle, and Victor, of course, Mario.
I remember playing it on the N64, and there's this level where you jump around on pillars and the ground is made of quicksand, and if you do it right, an owl comes and flies you to the next level, and I managed to complete it and the owl came and flew me away and he was like, "Oof, Mario, you have been eating too much pasta!" and I was like, STFU CHEEKY MOTHERFUCKER OWL! So Riccio would be that owl.

That'd be GLORIOUS. And the Hartliebs would be King Koopa and his girlfriend.
King Koopa has a girlfriend? OMG WRONGSICK!

Tehee. Reminds me of the PotC DG I did with ronsoftie once. One part was that you had to take sip of rum each time someone said "Elizabeth". We were totally wasted halway through the bloody movie.
We had one for Escaflowne too, and one of the rules was to take a sip every time Dilandau makes his trademark "Crazy!" face. And given that this character started off crazy and just got worse over 26 episodes... oh yes, we were plastered.

That slutty lil seahorse. No wonder Scip wants to get away. It probably tried to come on to him, too.
Oh man, I bet it did. And poor Scip couldn't bring himself to tell his dad, on account of it would break his dad's heart, and even though they don't get along, he couldn't do that to his father. Oh, the melodrama! *dramatic flail*

Seahorse = Starbuck?!
No, no, no, you clearly have forgotten that Dirk Benedict is all about the unicorns. The reason nobody in the book or the film rides on the unicorn is because they know Starbuck will fuck them up good if they try.