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Nov. 20th, 2011 11:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleSKY! Please stop showing Criminal Minds in perfect order for a week or so and then RANDOMLY THROWING IN one or two episodes from totally different seasons! It is so fucking confusing! Anyway, here is what is happening:
Agent Hotchner and his eyebrows are expecting a baby. Agent Hotchner runs around being lovely about his baby for a few seconds, and then spends the rest of every episode wearing a suit and judging everyone with his eyebrows. They are awesome. Agent Hotchner/his eyebrows are my favourite couple on the whole show now.
Sweater invited Spencer Reid to come to Jamaica with him, but Spencer Reid was like LOL NO, so Sweater took Roundface instead. Then afterwards Spencer Reid was basically crying to Pinup Tech that he has no friends, and Pinup Tech was like, I want to be your friend, but dude I am TOTALLY JUDING YOU A LITTLE BIT because you did not go to Jamaica with Sweater.
Spencer Reid's mum is SUE SYLVESTER. She was in a whole episode but she didn't insult anyone or make them do really complex cheerleading routines, which made me sad. Probably it's for the best though, since I think most of the people on Criminal Minds would PUNCH HER IN THE FACE if she tried one of her epic put-downs on them.
There was a dude with really comedicly bad burn makeup and a weird Phantom of the Opera-style cell in his basement. Seriously, the suit was just this giant brown Gillman head with some swirlies painted on it and the whole set-up reminded me of the monster-mash episode of Supernatural. Which I loved, but probably that was not the effect they wanted.
After that I think it was an out-of-order episode because Cleopatra was in it and Roundface wasn't, but anyway Spencer Reid got an embarrassingly on-trend haircut (think Alaric's permenant bed-head only on somebody who CLEARLY isn't Alaric) and everyone was like LOL NO and Agent Hotchner and his eyebrows were SUPER JUDGEY and beautiful just because they have a baby and nobody else does.
Tim Curry was in that episode too. I don't really know what happened, he just drove around for a bit and I think he killed some guys and listened to the radio. I found it hard to care because OH GOD HIS TEETH! Sweater made new friends with this police dude and they drove around for a bit but then Tim Curry killed him because he was stealing radio air or something. Anyway, Sweater was really sad but I guess we'll all have to wait to see what happens because that was all that was on my planner. I'm sure they will defeat Tim Curry's teeth and save the day though.
Agent Hotchner and his eyebrows are expecting a baby. Agent Hotchner runs around being lovely about his baby for a few seconds, and then spends the rest of every episode wearing a suit and judging everyone with his eyebrows. They are awesome. Agent Hotchner/his eyebrows are my favourite couple on the whole show now.
Sweater invited Spencer Reid to come to Jamaica with him, but Spencer Reid was like LOL NO, so Sweater took Roundface instead. Then afterwards Spencer Reid was basically crying to Pinup Tech that he has no friends, and Pinup Tech was like, I want to be your friend, but dude I am TOTALLY JUDING YOU A LITTLE BIT because you did not go to Jamaica with Sweater.
Spencer Reid's mum is SUE SYLVESTER. She was in a whole episode but she didn't insult anyone or make them do really complex cheerleading routines, which made me sad. Probably it's for the best though, since I think most of the people on Criminal Minds would PUNCH HER IN THE FACE if she tried one of her epic put-downs on them.
There was a dude with really comedicly bad burn makeup and a weird Phantom of the Opera-style cell in his basement. Seriously, the suit was just this giant brown Gillman head with some swirlies painted on it and the whole set-up reminded me of the monster-mash episode of Supernatural. Which I loved, but probably that was not the effect they wanted.
After that I think it was an out-of-order episode because Cleopatra was in it and Roundface wasn't, but anyway Spencer Reid got an embarrassingly on-trend haircut (think Alaric's permenant bed-head only on somebody who CLEARLY isn't Alaric) and everyone was like LOL NO and Agent Hotchner and his eyebrows were SUPER JUDGEY and beautiful just because they have a baby and nobody else does.
Tim Curry was in that episode too. I don't really know what happened, he just drove around for a bit and I think he killed some guys and listened to the radio. I found it hard to care because OH GOD HIS TEETH! Sweater made new friends with this police dude and they drove around for a bit but then Tim Curry killed him because he was stealing radio air or something. Anyway, Sweater was really sad but I guess we'll all have to wait to see what happens because that was all that was on my planner. I'm sure they will defeat Tim Curry's teeth and save the day though.
