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Dec. 11th, 2011 10:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleI came downstairs this morning and 3FM (hideous local music station of hideous horror) was playing My Heart Will Go On. BASICALLY THERE IS JUST NO NEED FOR THAT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. Where is Balthazar when the world needs him? Oh that's right, being on the Vampire Diaries for NO REASON.
Klaus/Rebeka/Elijah are a way better love triangle than Stefan/Elena/Damon. I hope they have a flashback episode this season that is just them having beautiful Viking threesomes for forty minutes. Possibly inbetween they could throw in shots of Caroline looking beautiful and sad. That would be an acceptable palate clenser between Viking threesomes.
What was with that hideous mess of a dress that Rebeka wanted to wear to the dance? OH MY GOD. I thought Elena was supposed to be this super-nice person who cares about everyone no matter how awful or Bonnie they might be. How could she let Rebeka choose that abomination? So mean. On the other hand, she did dagger Rebeka before she could go outside wearing it and be laughed at by the entire sighted world. As a bonus, she also missed Klaus' shitty band and Bonnie in a fetching beige-coloured old-lady girdle. You'd think a dress that bad would distract from her annoying face, but no, somehow they combined to form a new, extra-annoying version of Bonnie.
Caroline has a glitter gun. I don't have a glitter gun. WHY DON'T I HAVE A GLITTER GUN?! I'm glad I don't have a boyfriend who is Klaus's little werewolf bitch, though. That would make me sad. Probably even a glitter gun wouldn't cheer me up if I was Caroline.
Alaric didn't do anything in this episode. It was pretty flawed. He should be in all the episodes, even if all he does is hang around in the background while Damon stares at him longingly. That would have been much better than seeing Damon's come-face when Balthazar got his hand inside him. I did not approve of that use of Damon's come-face.
Katharine was in it. That was good. Some other stuff happened that had to do with Stefan and his monstrous head, but I don't know what it was due to lack of caring. I just want Alaric back. I have forgiven him for making me dream about his small-breasted girl-self. We can be friends again now.
Klaus/Rebeka/Elijah are a way better love triangle than Stefan/Elena/Damon. I hope they have a flashback episode this season that is just them having beautiful Viking threesomes for forty minutes. Possibly inbetween they could throw in shots of Caroline looking beautiful and sad. That would be an acceptable palate clenser between Viking threesomes.
What was with that hideous mess of a dress that Rebeka wanted to wear to the dance? OH MY GOD. I thought Elena was supposed to be this super-nice person who cares about everyone no matter how awful or Bonnie they might be. How could she let Rebeka choose that abomination? So mean. On the other hand, she did dagger Rebeka before she could go outside wearing it and be laughed at by the entire sighted world. As a bonus, she also missed Klaus' shitty band and Bonnie in a fetching beige-coloured old-lady girdle. You'd think a dress that bad would distract from her annoying face, but no, somehow they combined to form a new, extra-annoying version of Bonnie.
Caroline has a glitter gun. I don't have a glitter gun. WHY DON'T I HAVE A GLITTER GUN?! I'm glad I don't have a boyfriend who is Klaus's little werewolf bitch, though. That would make me sad. Probably even a glitter gun wouldn't cheer me up if I was Caroline.
Alaric didn't do anything in this episode. It was pretty flawed. He should be in all the episodes, even if all he does is hang around in the background while Damon stares at him longingly. That would have been much better than seeing Damon's come-face when Balthazar got his hand inside him. I did not approve of that use of Damon's come-face.
Katharine was in it. That was good. Some other stuff happened that had to do with Stefan and his monstrous head, but I don't know what it was due to lack of caring. I just want Alaric back. I have forgiven him for making me dream about his small-breasted girl-self. We can be friends again now.
