...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Watching Spiderman 2 last night, and it suddenly hits me:

Wait a minute, you can't play football on the moon! The ball would float away!

Feel slightly embarrassed, since I've seen this movie about ten times and have only just realised this fact. In my defence, was probably because everything that happened before then was eclipsed by Harry bitchslapping Peter in a hilariously Pietroesque fashion and then glistening at the camera. Oh Harry. You tart.

Many random pieces of information today:

1) The bloke that played Gavin (annoying lawyer type who had the audacity to try and replace Lindsey and got turned into a zombie for his trouble) in Angel was in Spiderman 2. Only for like, a second, but it made me say "Hey, that's Gavin!" And nobody else knew who he was and it was like Penn being in SWAT all over again and I felt sad.

2) Speaking of ickle Lindsey, check out the latest KANE newsletter:

From: KaneTeamers@aol.com

KANE are back playing another show at 1650 CLUB in Hollywood!
This time we're reteaming with Shooter Jennings. Hide the Jack Daniels and lock in your daughters. It's gonna be a wild one...

Thursday, August 19th, 2004
9:00pm Pen 15 Club
10:00pm KANE
11:00pm SHOOTER JENNINGS BAND
all at: 1650 Club (formerly Vinyl)
1650 N. Schrader @ Hollywood Blvd
Hollywood, CA.
$10.00
age 21+ only please (sorry)

also... we are considering taking the band to the UK for a few shows the first week of November. Please drop us a line if you would be interested in seeing us there. Nothing fancy... just let us know you would come out.

What are you waiting for? Fucking email them!

3) Totally unrelated, and probably quite old news to most people who would actually care, but it seems Blaise Zabini, the "missing Slytherin", has an official gender.

Well, that wasn't so bad.

Managed to cook a full roast beef dinner without poisoning anyone. Fucked up a bit when I forgot Jess didn't drink red wine, and the beef was kinda crunchy on the outside, but they were very sweet and pretended it was a coating I'd put on.

James was being annoying and diet-having, and refused to eat chocolate and raspberry tart that I painstakingly bought from Tescos. Was forced to mock him with it's delicious chocolatey goodness. But not too much, because he did bring a pirate copy of Spiderman 2 for us to watch.

Thoughts on Spiderman 2:

Kirsten Dunst has not made a decent film since Interview with the Vampire in 1994. Thus she should be shot and killed.

Octavius = sex.

Tobey Maguire is still a prick.

Harry is very pretty.

Doctor Connors! Wonder if we'll be seeing his crocodile-self in later movie.

However, since next film will be Spiderman vs Harry!Goblin, shall not be going to see it due to hatred of the Green Goblin. Grr.

The slap scene! Ha! Harry thinks he's Pietro from X-Men: Evolution.

The scene with bondage!Spiderman and Harry and the couch and the fire... all so hilarious and delightfully inappropriate.

Did I mention Octavius = sex?