...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

My brother just ended an argument about whether Zac Efron could take Loki in a fight with the words, "Bottom line, if I walked into the room, they would both want to suck my cock, so I guess they're equal in having good taste in cock." There is literally NO APPROPRIATE RESPONSE to that statement. I guess ultimately everything boils down to whose cock you want to suck when you walk into a room. I hope this is the plot to Avengers 2.

ETA: I meant that Avengers 2 should be about sucking cock IN GENERAL, not my brothers' cock specifically. I have no desire to see Buzz Lighthair getting serviced by either Zac Efron or Loki. He could do way better than a grown-up Disney starlet and the Meg Griffin of Norse mythology. Just sayin'.

Prawn just gave me a summary of what I've missed in the Borgias so far. All I could make out was that Cesare and Lucrezia are in love and the other brother is the Meg of the Borgia family. I get the feeling that this may be all I needed to know to understand what's going on.

Why don't I have a Wild Stallyns t-shirt? WHY?! I cannot live another day without one.