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[froodle]

My brother just ended an argument about whether Zac Efron could take Loki in a fight with the words, "Bottom line, if I walked into the room, they would both want to suck my cock, so I guess they're equal in having good taste in cock." There is literally NO APPROPRIATE RESPONSE to that statement. I guess ultimately everything boils down to whose cock you want to suck when you walk into a room. I hope this is the plot to Avengers 2.

ETA: I meant that Avengers 2 should be about sucking cock IN GENERAL, not my brothers' cock specifically. I have no desire to see Buzz Lighthair getting serviced by either Zac Efron or Loki. He could do way better than a grown-up Disney starlet and the Meg Griffin of Norse mythology. Just sayin'.

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[cakesy.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THAT YOU JUST TURN UP AFTER BEING VANISHED FOR HALF A YEAR AND YOU'RE STILL ARGUING WITH YOUR BROTHER ABOUT ZAC EFRON.

Hello! Are you okay?

[froodle]

I argue because I care, and I want him to make good, sensible choices with his imaginary boyfriends, and Link Larkin and the Littlest Frost Giant are NOT VALID CHOICES, even if he does make them fight to the death for the right to bestow sexual favours upon him.

I'm fine, I was internetless for ages because my dad took the computers when he moved out, but I'm moving to my own place in two weeks and there will be INTARWEB CAFES GALORE so I can share ALL THE MADNESS with you once again! HUZZAH MADNESS!

[incandescens]

Very glad to hear you're okay, and I hope the move to the new place goes smoothly! Keep us informed.

[froodle]

Probably I will be onlin the Monday after, moaning about how hard unpacking is and why can't stupid shelves just set themselves up and stupid books and DVDs just get on them in the right order without me having to do all the work. Basically, if that packing spell Lupin uses in the third HP movie was real, it would be the best thing EVER.

[chibimarchy.livejournal.com]

the Meg Griffin of Norse mythology

This is why I missed you. WELCOME BACK FROODLE

[froodle]

I bet when they were little and went off to Godschool, at lunch time Thor had PB&J with the crusts cut off, and Loki had the discarded crusts and a picture of Frigga eating a turkey leg.

[scheherezhad]

*SMIIIIIIIIISH* I have been thinking about you often lately, as it was Halloweentimes and also Eerie has been on my mind. I missed you!

Also, although Loki has godly powers and whatnot, Zefron has chance in the fight on the basis of everything Marvel's Loki does is because he has low self-esteem. Even while he is sucking cock, he will be wondering if he's doing good enough and if he's pretty enough and if this will make his daddy love him, and THAT IS THE MOMENT TO STRIKE.

[froodle]

My Halloween is running from late November til basically Christmas eve this year - I didn't get to celebrate it properly in October because I was packing for the move, boo! But though it will be late, it will be MAGNIFICENT. Plus, it means that afterwards I will only have to wait ten months for NEXT Halloween, instead of 11 like I normally do. HURRAH!

I am ASTONISHED at how many people came down on the Zefron side of that argument. I would have thought it would be like a human getting into it with a T-Rex - even if it was a stupid ugly reject T-Rex that none of the other T-Rex's wanted to be friends with, it would still be able to take out a human because IT IS A T-REX. I guess I was wrong to assume that Loki is the equivilent of a T-Rex with no friends.

Also, general consensus is that Zefron gives better head, not so much because Loki has poor technique, but because it is REALLY ANNOYING to be constantly asked for reassurance while being deep-throated, since a) not a good time to be giving detailed feedback and b) DUDE, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU HAVE MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.

[eerieslash.livejournal.com]

Hi Froodle!! Your brother sounds pretty funny lol. But what I really wanted to say is, when are you gonna write more Eerie slash! XD I've just remastered my 'love potion' timeline (again) and theres another two in the works..one based on the lost hour and another based on maniac mansion where they get trapped in a video game :D

[froodle]

That fic sounds awesome, I will totally read that when I figure out what the tick I'm doing with this bloody iPod.