...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

I notice that the dustjacket of the Complete Sherlock Holmes, while it does have the funny hat, magnifying glass and pipe, does not contain the bottle of cocaine or the case of needles. A shocking act of revisionist... something, if you ask me.

Speaking of Sherlock Holmes:

"I could imagine his giving a friend a little pinch of the latest vegetable alkaloid, not out of malevolence, you understand, but simply out of a spirit of inquiry."

And also:

"He appears to have a passion for definate and exact knowledge (...) but when it comes to beating the subjects in the dissecting rooms with a stick, it is certainly taking a rather bizzare shape."

Fucking hero, I tell you!

In other news, the Duchess of York is on the Peter Pan DVD. Filthy fucking whore, she gets everywhere. She probably got to Never Never Land by riding Budgie the Fucktarded Helicopter.

Bought Peter Pan 2003 on DVD today. Woo! Boy-molesting fun for all. Though Peter is approximately 70% less molestable than Blakeney, this is only because Blakeney has broken all existing records for molestability. Patrick O'Brien, Max Pirkis, guy that did the casting on M&C: I salute you.

Did men wear socks in the Victorian days? Just a thought.

Continuing on the Sherlock Holmes vs the Scarlet Pimpernel debate, who would freak out faster:

Holmes when faced with a flirtatious Marguerite Blakeney, or the Pimpernel when faced with a flirtatious Watson?

Answers and death-threats on a postcard, please.