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froodleIt's here, it's here, it's fucking here! Six days after Play emailed me to let me know it had been dispatched, I now hold in my hands the deliciously molesterable Rollo Weeks a copy of the Thief Lord movie. YES! Hot underage boylove is mine in both fullscreen and widescreen formats. Sadly, the deleted scenes failed to include a Scipio/Prosper snogfest, but I don't care, because I know it happened and that's all that matters.
I was wondering how they were going to handle the after-effects of the roundabout, and I gotta say, that thing with using the original actors voices as their child-selves was just retarded. Especially Barbarossa - even leaving aside the fact that that kid looked like the Anti-Christ (and not a cute Anti-Christ like Adam Young or Damien in the first two Omen movies), that voice would have made any sane person run for the hills. But then again, the movie!Esther and Max were fucking psychotic, so it's probably a fair match.
Speaking of Adam Young, Jasper Harris? Bang on the money. If they ever get around to making Good Omens into a film, dear God, let him be cast. He's such a cutie; that whole "You forgot something important; it's under my jumper... it's me!" made me want to hug him and feed him sugar cookies and let him play with William Bullock in the land of Kids Who Are Just Too Damn Cute For My Black Heart To Withstand. They can throw rocks at Jake Lloyd and that stupid kid from the BSG mini-series from where they sit in the ajoining land of Kids I Hate And Should Be Thrown Out Of Airlocks After Being Eaten By A Fucking Annoying Robodog. What the hell was going on with Bo hallucinating about those animals, though? Uh, Prop, I think someone's been slipping your kid brother LSD on the sly...
For some reason, Vanessa Redgrave - who is in the film for like, twenty seconds - is the only cast member named on the back of the case, presumably because it's better than writing "starring that dude who was in the Scarlet Pimpernel and a bunch of Hornblower alumni that you've probably never heard of unless you're a total nerd who whores for Jamie Bamber in breeches". But seriously, what the hell? Why not just write "cast of rising young stars", because I guaran-fucking-tee, we'll be hearing from Rollo Weeks againwhen I kidnap him for my own depraved purposes and his parents start a campaign to rescue their poor, sweet child from my clutches.
More to come later on meeting John Connolly, the second season of Deadwood, and why Dan Dority needs to marry me like right the hell now.
I was wondering how they were going to handle the after-effects of the roundabout, and I gotta say, that thing with using the original actors voices as their child-selves was just retarded. Especially Barbarossa - even leaving aside the fact that that kid looked like the Anti-Christ (and not a cute Anti-Christ like Adam Young or Damien in the first two Omen movies), that voice would have made any sane person run for the hills. But then again, the movie!Esther and Max were fucking psychotic, so it's probably a fair match.
Speaking of Adam Young, Jasper Harris? Bang on the money. If they ever get around to making Good Omens into a film, dear God, let him be cast. He's such a cutie; that whole "You forgot something important; it's under my jumper... it's me!" made me want to hug him and feed him sugar cookies and let him play with William Bullock in the land of Kids Who Are Just Too Damn Cute For My Black Heart To Withstand. They can throw rocks at Jake Lloyd and that stupid kid from the BSG mini-series from where they sit in the ajoining land of Kids I Hate And Should Be Thrown Out Of Airlocks After Being Eaten By A Fucking Annoying Robodog. What the hell was going on with Bo hallucinating about those animals, though? Uh, Prop, I think someone's been slipping your kid brother LSD on the sly...
For some reason, Vanessa Redgrave - who is in the film for like, twenty seconds - is the only cast member named on the back of the case, presumably because it's better than writing "starring that dude who was in the Scarlet Pimpernel and a bunch of Hornblower alumni that you've probably never heard of unless you're a total nerd who whores for Jamie Bamber in breeches". But seriously, what the hell? Why not just write "cast of rising young stars", because I guaran-fucking-tee, we'll be hearing from Rollo Weeks again
More to come later on meeting John Connolly, the second season of Deadwood, and why Dan Dority needs to marry me like right the hell now.
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Date: 2006-03-14 10:36 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-03-14 10:45 pm (UTC)2. I will not! I saw a dodgy copy and its crap
3. James ranco is not hot
4. Rufus is divine
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Date: 2006-03-14 10:47 pm (UTC)2: Well, we're going anyway because I want to perve on James Franco.
3: You're insane.
4: See above.
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Date: 2006-03-14 10:49 pm (UTC)2. ranco - which means you owe me twice!
3. thank you
4. HE IS GORGEOUS
did you get my txt about Woolfie by the way?
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Date: 2006-03-14 11:04 pm (UTC)2: Nu-uh, you wanted to see it first, and that made me want to see it, so it counts as yours.
3: You're gay.
4: *snort*
I did, but I assumed you'd sent it to the wrong person since, what with working full-time, I'm not going to be able to hang out during the week.
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Date: 2006-03-14 11:10 pm (UTC)2. damn
3. well im not really feeling that happy at the moment thanks
4. :P
I didn;t necessarily mean during the week, it could be weekend or evening
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Date: 2006-03-15 09:29 pm (UTC)2: Hah!
3: Good! Because Liam Neeson hates you.
4: Look, anyone who prefers stupid MR Bush to cute ickle shipman Archie is obviously a 'tard and not entitled to an opinion.
Oh right, coolies then. As I said, I'm on earlies for the forseeable future (YAY!), and I'm free most weekends.
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Date: 2006-03-15 09:36 pm (UTC)2. boo
3. I know
4. I thought you were talking about DUBYA then! ewwww BUSHYBLOWER
Cool, will let her know
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Date: 2006-03-15 10:15 pm (UTC)2: *pointlaugh*
3: Well... good then.
4: *shudders*
Shiny.
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