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[froodle]

Haha, God bless the systems restore button. In your face, shitty computer-killing virus!

Hope everyone had a good Christmas and New Year or the equivilent winter-time celebrations. I have been sworn to secrecy as to any events that may or may not have occured in these parts, but I can tell you now that it involved the Pope, a giant mecha bunny rabbit and a sentient, and also thoroughly evil, fridge entity. Also pizza, Baileys and more Dukes of Hazzard than can possibly be good for anyone.

In other news, here is a meme I stole from ajmckay:

Name a fandom you know I know and I'll tell you:

1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
6. The character I would shag anytime
7. The character I'd want to be like
8. The character I'd slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise

Comments

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

You didn't answer your phone the other day, I'm hurt by that gaydar.

hmmm HP

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

PS. you outglared the camera on no less then 18 occasions, you woe me film!

[froodle]

Why the hell do you have 18 pictures of me, you stalkersaurus?

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I had 2 cameras and you kept getting in the way

[froodle]

You're spying on me, aren't you?

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I have beter things todo with my time :P

[froodle]

Lie.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

like pay me for pictures?
i was going to put the shower vids on ebay but i'll do you a special offer.
vids no.8->no.456: £80.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

LOL I'll give you 60

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

60 for 448 videos?
i think not.
the content alone is worth at Least a fiver and this is already a special.
but maybe if you throw in a few goats...

[froodle]

You and your goats. You're such a sailor dude.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*wakes from erotic dream* NO JACK DONT TAKE BILLY AWAY (and serve it as a payback dinner with a creeeeammy sauce)
other sailor dudes: *STARE*
I mean .. heh.. mmm. billy boyd, you're my favourite hobbit sailor
Domonic Monaghan(?!!!): *pout*
...over the age of 80..
other sailor dudes: This has No Punchline!

[froodle]

Cheapskate! Am I worth so little to you? *sadcries*

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I wasnt the one who said that it was the value of the tape not the content!

[froodle]

Yeah, but I didn't see you disagreeing, Traitory McWhoreface.

[froodle]

I was probably asleep. Or lusting after Bo Duke in an entirely unwholesome fashion.

1. The first character I first fell in love with
Harry. That scene in the first book where it's midnight and he wants to wake up Dudley just to annoy him made me smile.

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
Neville. Mostly due to the actor's increased cuteness, but also to the way his character develops in Book 4 and onwards.

3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
Cedric. Boo-fucking-hoo, you got killed by a rat. Deal with it and move on.

4. The character I love that everyone else hates
I don't really have one. Lucius is evil, but he's still got a massive fan following, so I don't think he counts.

5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
Molly Weasley. She annoyed me so much in Book 5.

6. The character I would shag anytime
Ron, because he's such a cutie.

7. The character I'd want to be like
Lucius. Rich, sexy and unashamedly unpleasent - pretty much everything I admire in a man.

8. The character I'd slap
Hagrid. Not that it would have much effect, on account of him being giant-sized, but God he's such a dickhead.

9. A pairing that I love
Ron and Draco.

10. A pairing that I despise
Ron and Hermione. It's the Heero and Relena of the HP fandom; inescapable and probably canon, but Godawful all the same.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

You actually answered sensibly! wow

[froodle]

Are you implying that I am some sort of unsensible person? Scandel! Where's my duelling glove...

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

pffft whatever, I'll just go get my sabre!

[froodle]

Yeah? Well I'll get my lightsabre. Whhrrm. Whhrm-whhrm-whhrm.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

They don't exist.

[froodle]

You don't exist. You're just in my head.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Why didn't you turn up today? lazy cow!

[froodle]

I've dropped out.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

WTF? why and why didn't you tell me?

[froodle]

Because even though my grant came through, the fucking Law Society rejected my application for late admission. So either I drop out, or I defer until next year, and I can't stand another year of this crap.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Weren't you already a member though? can't you call them or ask bpp to talk to them? there has to be something.

This is crap, what are you going to do?

[froodle]

No, because I sent my membership application off with my grant application as it's the IoM government who pays that £80 membership fee. They mailed it off when the decided to fund my course but the LS rejected it out of hand because they're fucking cunts.

I already wrote to them and called them and they won't do jackshit. I don't care, I applied to temp agencies today and I've already got four job offers so they can go fuck themselves. I have three litres of Baileys and a genetic disposition towards alcoholism that says I can drink myself to death before they get a single penny out of me.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Yes but have you asked BPP to talk to them? they have the power! don't give up damnit.

Fuck, would it be terribly sselfish of me to have a strop and say I don't want you to leave?

What are you going to do other then temping? yoyu have a law degree for goodness sake you can DO anything.

Want to watch vids and get drunk tomorrow then?

[froodle]

Actually, they don't. When the Law Society saves jump, they have to jump. Not that they really give a shit, they get their ?8k whether I'm there or not.

Right now I don't really feel like doing anything, jobwise. I mean, I just want a nice wagemonkey job that I can go home and forget all about at five o'clocl. Maybe later I'll figure something out but right now I'm so pissed off at the world that I don't want more to do with it than I have to.

I'm working late tomorrow and Friday but I might be free over the weekend. Will drop you an email/text when I have my rota.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I thought you could get away with only paying last term? bastards the whole lot of them

What do you mean - might be free? don't think you can get away with not seeing me missy, I expect to piss yu off just as much as before

[froodle]

No, I (or rather the IoM govt) have to pay the whole £8k now. The IoM has a discretion to require me to pay the money back to them, depending on how good my reasons are for leaving, but you can't get blood out of a stone, as they say, and I don't have any money for them to get. So the joke's on them. Pricks, every last one of them.

It's not the fees that are the reason I have to leave, it' the LS membership, and apparently the deadline was November 30. Nice of them to, you know, tell me that.

Well I don't know if I'll have to work this weekend or not, since my rota will change tomorrow, so I may in fact have the entire weekend off.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I still think you should ask BPP to talk them into an exception but yes LS are amazingly crap at not mentioning it :S

Wel bollocks to the whole thing.

Ok well take care ok and I WILL see you soon, let me know your rota asap ok

[froodle]

Will do.

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... how about X-men?

[froodle]

Comics, movies or the Evolution cartoon?

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

Heh. How about the comics?

[froodle]

I had kind of a weird introduction to the comics - I loved the old 80's cartoon as a kid, and then the first movie, but being raised on Hillbilly Island without a comic shop or even a big bookstore, I didn't get into the comics until I went to university on the mainland. And then it kind of went Excaliber-Generation X-Ultimate X-Men. So my answers are probably going to look a little... off.

1. The first character I first fell in love with
Chamber. He was so wonderfully moody and obnoxious and difficult and awesomely British, even if the writers obviously didn't know the difference between a London accent and a Yorkshire one.

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
Nightcrawler. The first time I saw him I was like, "Wtf?" but he was such a sweetie.

3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
Gambit. I mean, oooh, he can throw cards, what a great power! Lame.

4. The character I love that everyone else hates
Emplate. He was a dude.

5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
Skin. Because he's dead. *tear*

6. The character I would shag anytime
Pete Wisdom. But not any more, because he's dead and that would be gross.

7. The character I'd want to be like
Pete Wisdom. Again, because he was a dude.

8. The character I'd slap
Husk. Oh God, shut up Paige! Every time you talk I want to rip off my face with fury!

9. A pairing that I love
Chamber/Skin. Because ugly mutants are love! Also Wolverine/Nightcrawler, although I refuse to use the word "logurt" because that's just wrong.

10. A pairing that I despise
Husk/Chamber. Urgh. Just... urgh.

[runefallstar.livejournal.com]

HA!

It's really rather pleasant to know that there's someone else out there who finds Husk as entirely stupid as I do. I just want to pitch her out of window every time she shows up at all.

[froodle]

Oh no, because then her Twoo Wuv, the amost equally dull and irritating Warren Worthington III would come save her and it would be inspid and sappy and I would have to claw out my own innards and then eat them to stifle my rage.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

Stargate. Atlantis and regular.

[froodle]

For SG:A

1. The first character I first fell in love with
Pointy, aka John Sheppard. The first episode I saw, he was talking to some alien tribe and they asked where he came from, and he replied, completely straightfaced, "A galaxy far, far away."

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
Smalls, aka Rodney McKay. He really annoyed me in SG1, but that episode where he's wearing an Atlantean shield that won't let him eat and he and John test it by having John shoot him in the leg and then later on he faints from "manly hunger" had me in hysterics.

3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
Ronon Dex. Fuck. Off. Ronon.

4. The character I love that everyone else hates
Bob the Wraith. Steve gets all the attention, just because he was in more than one episode and died of plot contrivance, but nobody ever stops to spare a thought for Bob. Bob was awesome.

5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
Ford. I thought he was great until that whole thing at the end of season 1, and now he's just like, "Oh boohoo, I am an ugly freak who likes to eat Wraith glands." Shut the fuck up, Ford. If I was Pointy I'd have smacked the shit out of you by now, dragged you back to Atlantis and had you sent home to Earth in disgrace, where I would have paid midgets to beat you with sticks every day for the rest of your miserable drug-addicted whiny life.

6. The character I would shag anytime
Scottish Doctor, aka Carson, just for being such a sweetheart.

7. The character I'd want to be like
Either Smalls, because he's smart and sarcastic, or Pointy, because he's cool and has good hair.

8. The character I'd slap
Beard, aka Jinto's Dad, for having a fucktarded beard and only caring about his stupid kid.

9. A pairing that I love
Fluffyhaired Doctor (aka Zelenka) and Smalls. Also Steve/Pointy, because I'm a sick, sick person.

10. A pairing that I despise
Teyla and Pointy. OH GOD SHUT UP TEYLA!

For SG1:

1. The first character I first fell in love with
Jack. I was pretty indifferent to the show as a whole until that episode where he and Head get stuck in the timeloop, but him drawing that little face on his plate with ketchup and mustard, riding his bike through the SGC, handing in his resignation and snogging Carter senseless and playing golf through the open Stargate was just inspired.

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
Head. I thought he was too serious and boring and "OMG I'M AN OUTCAST AMONG MY OWN PEOPLE BOOHOO" to like, but he has these brilliant little quirks, like the love for trashy TV or the appalling fashion sense, or his tendancy to go on strange adventures with Jack. And of course, his abhorrance for fishing.

3. The character everyone else loves that I don't
Daniel. I don't hate Daniel (at least when he's not being stupid and whiny about Sha're) and I was certainly glad to get him back after the horror that was Jonas McRoundhead, but I don't squee over him the way a lot of the SG fandom seems to. Plus he looks like Cliff Richards.

4. The character I love that everyone else hates
Methos!Controllin' Worm. I can't remember what his actual name was (Tanith? Tarzen? Tarzinia?) but dude, it's Methos! He must be loved.

5. The character I used to love but don't any longer
Janet. Because she's dead!

6. The character I would shag anytime
Janet, if she wasn't dead, because she's diiiirty.

7. The character I'd want to be like
Jack, because he rocks.

8. The character I'd slap
That Senetor Kinsey dude. God I hate him! Every time he shows up, you know the episode is going to be a dead loss.

9. A pairing that I love
Jack/Daniel. Because really, what else is there?

10. A pairing that I despise
Daniel/that ginger chick who is Osiris. Nobody gives a fuck, okay? You're ugly and you're ginger and you have a controllin' worm in you.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

wow. i actually meant just do one for both requests but, Cool.
*secretly thinks: i was gonna use my other request for cookies. now i shall have no cookies... maybe i can slit my wrists.*