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[froodle]

that dude from the Spartacus prequel is EXACTLY what would happen if Jared Leto and Colin Farrell had a baby. LITERALLY EXACTLY. His gladiator superpower is drinking and fucking other dude's wives. What have those pussies Spartacus and Crixos got that compares? NOTHING.

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[froodle]

i just watched.the end of blood and sand and argh i cant believe he escaped, i totally thought the whip guy who used to be gannicus's best bro was gonna kill him!

also how great was spartacus and crixus basically using cheerleading techniques to get spartacus up on the balcony? like, HUP, deadly basket throw time, roman dudes!

man if those dudes had been an enemy team of the cheerios in glee, i might even care about.glee.

[charley-ryan.livejournal.com]

Oh, gee, thanks, now I'm picturing Sparty and Crixus in Cheerio outfits performing while Sue screams at them. LOL!

I hear ya on Asher. I so wanted him dead at the end of Blood & Sand. I just knew Onemanus would do it but the weasel escaped! Ugh!

I will say, it is a bit hard to adjust at first to the new Spartacus in the next season. It took me a bit to get used to him. But, by the end of the show, I'd completely accepted him in the role.

[froodle]

LMAO, I actually pictured something more along the lines of them being the coaches for an enemy cheerleader gang trying to bring down the Cheerios and crush their cruel reign over all the cheerleader tournaments underfoot.

But actually, Crixus and Spartacus could totally make the Cheerios uniform work for them. It probably covers quite a bit more than their Gladiator uniforms did, so it would add some sexy mystery.

[charley-ryan.livejournal.com]

See, my mind never goes anywhere remotely "normal". I instantly pictured Sparty and Crixus Cheerio uniforms. But not just any uniform, in the girl's uniforms. I think they'd rock those mini-skirts.

[froodle]

dude, they so would. cept the cheerio uniforms are red like the roman dudes capes, plus the roman dudes also wear pleated mini skirts, so theyd be like, "nah fuck this, lets start our own way radder cheerleader team and also figure out a way to.kill dudes with pompoms. coz we're motherfucking spartacus and crixus!"

then they would do the slow-mo twirl and high-five while going "yeaaaaaahhhhh!" like the vegan police in scott pilgrim.

[charley-ryan.livejournal.com]

LOL! I can literally picture this in my head. And it's kind of disturbing.

[froodle]

It is now totally part of my headcanon that, after they freed all the slaves and defeated the Roman armies, Crixus and Spartacus became enforcers for the Vegan Police. Mostly because it would be fucking terrifying to hear Crixus growl "it's milk and eggs, bitch!" right before you get hit with the deveganizing ray, and I want to see that happening to dudes.