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Aug. 5th, 2004 11:57 pmWell, that wasn't so bad.
Managed to cook a full roast beef dinner without poisoning anyone. Fucked up a bit when I forgot Jess didn't drink red wine, and the beef was kinda crunchy on the outside, but they were very sweet and pretended it was a coating I'd put on.
James was being annoying and diet-having, and refused to eat chocolate and raspberry tart that I painstakingly bought from Tescos. Was forced to mock him with it's delicious chocolatey goodness. But not too much, because he did bring a pirate copy of Spiderman 2 for us to watch.
Thoughts on Spiderman 2:
Kirsten Dunst has not made a decent film since Interview with the Vampire in 1994. Thus she should be shot and killed.
Octavius = sex.
Tobey Maguire is still a prick.
Harry is very pretty.
Doctor Connors! Wonder if we'll be seeing his crocodile-self in later movie.
However, since next film will be Spiderman vs Harry!Goblin, shall not be going to see it due to hatred of the Green Goblin. Grr.
The slap scene! Ha! Harry thinks he's Pietro from X-Men: Evolution.
The scene with bondage!Spiderman and Harry and the couch and the fire... all so hilarious and delightfully inappropriate.
Did I mention Octavius = sex?
Managed to cook a full roast beef dinner without poisoning anyone. Fucked up a bit when I forgot Jess didn't drink red wine, and the beef was kinda crunchy on the outside, but they were very sweet and pretended it was a coating I'd put on.
James was being annoying and diet-having, and refused to eat chocolate and raspberry tart that I painstakingly bought from Tescos. Was forced to mock him with it's delicious chocolatey goodness. But not too much, because he did bring a pirate copy of Spiderman 2 for us to watch.
Thoughts on Spiderman 2:
Kirsten Dunst has not made a decent film since Interview with the Vampire in 1994. Thus she should be shot and killed.
Octavius = sex.
Tobey Maguire is still a prick.
Harry is very pretty.
Doctor Connors! Wonder if we'll be seeing his crocodile-self in later movie.
However, since next film will be Spiderman vs Harry!Goblin, shall not be going to see it due to hatred of the Green Goblin. Grr.
The slap scene! Ha! Harry thinks he's Pietro from X-Men: Evolution.
The scene with bondage!Spiderman and Harry and the couch and the fire... all so hilarious and delightfully inappropriate.
Did I mention Octavius = sex?
[jesus]
Date: 2004-08-09 03:16 am (UTC)see how much you fuckin like it. i died for your sins man, i cant be expected to remember every name ive only just read.
all that shit about a book of life. yeah right dad'd bother with that. [highpitched]"i dont need records im omnipotent"[/highpitched] it's omniscience you fucking jew,
i swear, he just likes saying potent.
fuck this. im off to eat twinkies... That's right folks! jesus = american! how'd ya like that? huh? all my bitches aint ya!
jesus out.
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Re: [jesus]
Date: 2004-08-09 03:43 am (UTC)Anyway, like your hands could have supported the vast weight of your fat American body.
As for Tobey Maguire, I'd like to fucking see him try. I'll beat him to death with a teaspoon and make Harry the star of his own films.