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Aug. 11th, 2011 03:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleSo I went to see Captain America last night. It was pretty good; nothing about it was particularly MIND BLOWING OH MY GOD AWESOME, but it was a fun action movie. Plus it had Dakin from the History Boys being beautiful and wearing a waistcoat while pretending to be RDJ's dad. He wasn't in it enough, to my mind, but then I would probably have had the whole film being about Dakin and his cheerleaders (oh Tony! So very much your father's son!) and his waistcoats and love of melty cheese.
Afterwards, Alex and I got fish and chips and ate them looking out over the headlands at the sea and I was bitching and moaning about Bleach and he mentioned that his favourite bit in the entire series is when the dude who has a fox for a head finds out that Aizen has seduced his little blind mate over to the Dark Side and he grows all massive and is like, "AAAAIIIIIZZZZEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!" and starts hulk-smashing the shit out of all the buildings around him while rolling his eyes in a crazy way and showing his little sharp fox teeth, because it's totally over-acted in both languages and basically it's a giant fox doing Shatner's "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!" thing, but even funnier because, you know, it's a giant fox.
And now I keep thinking how much everything ever would be improved if it had a giant fox dude just going mental and yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZEEEEEENNNN!" and smashing stuff up. I think the giant fox dude should be the baddie in the Avengers movie next year. RDJ and the-ginger-guy-from-Fantastic-Four-who-sometimes-is-also-Jensen-from-the-Losers versus a giant aggro fox dude would rule.
In fact, I'm avoiding working on my Bureau-fic because I'm genuinely worried that I will write a scene where a giant fox dude just starts wrecking the place and yelling "AAAAAIIIIIIZZZZZEEEENNNN!" for no particular reason. And obviously I want to save that scene for the big dramatic finale, not waste it mid-way through the story. That would just be dumb.
Afterwards, Alex and I got fish and chips and ate them looking out over the headlands at the sea and I was bitching and moaning about Bleach and he mentioned that his favourite bit in the entire series is when the dude who has a fox for a head finds out that Aizen has seduced his little blind mate over to the Dark Side and he grows all massive and is like, "AAAAIIIIIZZZZEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!" and starts hulk-smashing the shit out of all the buildings around him while rolling his eyes in a crazy way and showing his little sharp fox teeth, because it's totally over-acted in both languages and basically it's a giant fox doing Shatner's "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!" thing, but even funnier because, you know, it's a giant fox.
And now I keep thinking how much everything ever would be improved if it had a giant fox dude just going mental and yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZEEEEEENNNN!" and smashing stuff up. I think the giant fox dude should be the baddie in the Avengers movie next year. RDJ and the-ginger-guy-from-Fantastic-Four-who-sometimes-is-also-Jensen-from-the-Losers versus a giant aggro fox dude would rule.
In fact, I'm avoiding working on my Bureau-fic because I'm genuinely worried that I will write a scene where a giant fox dude just starts wrecking the place and yelling "AAAAAIIIIIIZZZZZEEEENNNN!" for no particular reason. And obviously I want to save that scene for the big dramatic finale, not waste it mid-way through the story. That would just be dumb.
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Date: 2011-08-11 10:29 pm (UTC)(And I feel rather guilty for killing him off in a major fanfic I'm co-writing with two friends, but hey, a lot of other people died too...)
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Date: 2011-08-12 01:09 am (UTC)(awww no! but then I suppose if loads of people get killed off, it's not like you're singling him out, so maybe it's okay. but noooo! who will do giant aggro-fox smash now??)
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Date: 2011-08-12 02:00 am (UTC)(I mention Ikkaku because he's one of the protagonists, due to, um, a lot of other characters ... shall we say, not being available? That's a nice gentle way of putting it. Other protagonists include Nanao and Ukitake. Let's just say that things went wrong for the good guys.)
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Date: 2011-08-12 06:22 pm (UTC)(oh no! not Ikkaku's little mate with the fluffy eyebrow surely??)
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Date: 2011-08-12 09:38 pm (UTC)(Oh, don't worry about him. I can assure you that he (Yumishika) is still alive and deeply concerned about his personal appearance.)
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Date: 2011-08-12 10:14 pm (UTC)(Phew! He is one of my faves, he's so silly and yet so terribly badass underneath it)
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Date: 2011-08-12 11:30 pm (UTC)Admittedly Yumichika does have a teeny tiny little problem in the story, but it wouldn't be fun without conflict and problems, would it?
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Date: 2011-08-13 03:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-13 04:50 pm (UTC)(This involved several of our protagonists running off to Hueco Mundo to try to fight Aizen personally for what seemed like very good reasons at the time, and a lot of the shinigami getting together for a big fights of Gotei 13 vs Aizen + Gin + Tousen + Arrancar. It went better for them in the genuine manga than it did in our version.)