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I really want Colin Farrell to be the villian in Avengers 2, but I know that if he was, he would conquer the world in the first ten minutes and the rest of the movie would be a montage of him banging all of the Avengers, one at a time and then all together. Which sounds awesome, but would get repetative if the film went past the two hour mark.*

*The teaser scene at the end of the credits would be Colin Farrell and Iron Man getting drunk and riding unicorns in space while Captain America sad-cries behind a rain-streaked window.

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It would be terrible if the zombie virus could jump between species. An outbreak at Seaworld would be particularly bad - a regular whale heave itself onto dry land and dies. A zombie whale heaves itself onto dry land, it's already dead, and that motherfucker is STILL COMING FOR YOU.

...I would totally watch that movie.

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