froodle: (bitch)
Lou: You know who had a ridiculous dream and they laughed at him?
Stan: You?
Me: *takes twice as long to finish the episode because I keep rewinding that scene*
froodle: (derpklaus)
So about five thousand years later, i finally found out who killed rosie larsson. The answer, apparently, is EVERYBODY EVER. didnt see it coming, so, well done show?

Also, man, can mayor jorden collier catch a fucking break please? Framed for a murder he didnt commit so the other dude can win a fucking election, gets shot because of it, winds up in a wheelchair, turns out to be suicidal over his wifes death, and has bettys asshole brother from mad men basically kick all his weak spots before committing suicide by cop right in front of him? Jesus.

I admit i wasnt pleased with him for breakng it off with shawn in the 4400, but this was beyond the level of karmic payback he had coming.
froodle: (pony)
Oh, there you are, weekend. I've been waiting for you.

froodle: (Default)
The other night I had a dream that Alaric from the Vampire Diaries was a girl. You'd think girl!Alaric would be stacked along the lines of Marilyn Monroe or Joan from Mad Men, but s/he was totally flat-chested. My subconcious sucks. I'm seriously upset that my brain deprived me of chick!Alaric's magnificent boobs. WHATEVER BRAIN, SEE IF I PROTECT YOU WHEN THE ZOMBIES COME FOR US.
froodle: (Default)
The other night I had a dream that Alaric from the Vampire Diaries was a girl. You'd think girl!Alaric would be stacked along the lines of Marilyn Monroe or Joan from Mad Men, but s/he was totally flat-chested. My subconcious sucks. I'm seriously upset that my brain deprived me of chick!Alaric's magnificent boobs. WHATEVER BRAIN, SEE IF I PROTECT YOU WHEN THE ZOMBIES COME FOR US.
froodle: (Default)
GAYEST NINJAS EVER! Oh my fucking God, why is there not more Being Human? Like, right now. I need it! I'm trying to watch Mad Men and I can't even lust after YoSaffBridge properly because I'm getting cranky that there is no flaily werewolf action. Jon Hamm would be an awesome werewolf, but he wouldn't flail. Probably. He'd just be morose and sad and then randomly fucking punch you in your face!

Also on the subject of Mad Men, I am so glad Brickhead gave her baby away. Can you imagine how ugly the child of her and Connor would be? Seriously. It would in fact be Sloth. Gross.

Dude. Don. Quit looking into your drink all sad-like and do some flailing. Your handsome face no longer pleases me.
froodle: (Default)
GAYEST NINJAS EVER! Oh my fucking God, why is there not more Being Human? Like, right now. I need it! I'm trying to watch Mad Men and I can't even lust after YoSaffBridge properly because I'm getting cranky that there is no flaily werewolf action. Jon Hamm would be an awesome werewolf, but he wouldn't flail. Probably. He'd just be morose and sad and then randomly fucking punch you in your face!

Also on the subject of Mad Men, I am so glad Brickhead gave her baby away. Can you imagine how ugly the child of her and Connor would be? Seriously. It would in fact be Sloth. Gross.

Dude. Don. Quit looking into your drink all sad-like and do some flailing. Your handsome face no longer pleases me.
froodle: (Default)
Profit arrived last week. Oh my fucking God! It's like somebody sat down and thought, "Hmm, let's design a show specifically to appeal to Froodles. What do Froodles like? Nakedness, killin's, Nathan Petrelli - I HAVE IT!" Seriously dudes, this is what Mad Men would be like if Don was actually a sociopath rather than just kind of a dick. And did I mention, there is so much naked Nathan Petrelli!

Starting immediately, 2009 will be known as the Year of The Pasdar. Anyone caught not celebrating the Year of The Pasdar will be doomed to spend the next 360 days in Hell, which is a small room covered in pictures of Zefron fondling his nipples while a tape of Jade Goody talking plays on an endless loop and there's nothing you can use to take your own life and end the pain.

Of course, since he hasn't been in much besides Heroes and Profit and that one really random movie with the cowboy vampires (no, I'm not making this up), it may be necessary to Pasdarize some other shows in order to have enough entertainment to last the whole year. Suggestions so far:

  • Nathan: the Vampire Slayer
  • Battlestar Pasdarica
  • Stargate: SG Pasdar
  • Pasdar Atlantis
  • Pastrek
  • Pasdarville
  • A Town Called Pasdar
  • Revolutionary Girl Pasdar
  • 30 Pasdar


On a related note, I saw the season finale of Heroes when I was home over Christmas and Sylar is such a goon! He's totally fallen into the trap of having plans that are too complicated to actually work - I'm not going to go into too many details here because I can't be bothered to look up the cut tag, but I swear he spent five minutes gloating to Mr Bennett about whatever the fuck his evil plan was. And Mr Bennet looked bored. Whatever, Sylar. I liked you better when you just ate brains and stalked Mohinder.
froodle: (Default)
Profit arrived last week. Oh my fucking God! It's like somebody sat down and thought, "Hmm, let's design a show specifically to appeal to Froodles. What do Froodles like? Nakedness, killin's, Nathan Petrelli - I HAVE IT!" Seriously dudes, this is what Mad Men would be like if Don was actually a sociopath rather than just kind of a dick. And did I mention, there is so much naked Nathan Petrelli!

Starting immediately, 2009 will be known as the Year of The Pasdar. Anyone caught not celebrating the Year of The Pasdar will be doomed to spend the next 360 days in Hell, which is a small room covered in pictures of Zefron fondling his nipples while a tape of Jade Goody talking plays on an endless loop and there's nothing you can use to take your own life and end the pain.

Of course, since he hasn't been in much besides Heroes and Profit and that one really random movie with the cowboy vampires (no, I'm not making this up), it may be necessary to Pasdarize some other shows in order to have enough entertainment to last the whole year. Suggestions so far:

  • Nathan: the Vampire Slayer
  • Battlestar Pasdarica
  • Stargate: SG Pasdar
  • Pasdar Atlantis
  • Pastrek
  • Pasdarville
  • A Town Called Pasdar
  • Revolutionary Girl Pasdar
  • 30 Pasdar


On a related note, I saw the season finale of Heroes when I was home over Christmas and Sylar is such a goon! He's totally fallen into the trap of having plans that are too complicated to actually work - I'm not going to go into too many details here because I can't be bothered to look up the cut tag, but I swear he spent five minutes gloating to Mr Bennett about whatever the fuck his evil plan was. And Mr Bennet looked bored. Whatever, Sylar. I liked you better when you just ate brains and stalked Mohinder.

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