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Dec. 8th, 2011 05:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The other night I had a dream that Alaric from the Vampire Diaries was a girl. You'd think girl!Alaric would be stacked along the lines of Marilyn Monroe or Joan from Mad Men, but s/he was totally flat-chested. My subconcious sucks. I'm seriously upset that my brain deprived me of chick!Alaric's magnificent boobs. WHATEVER BRAIN, SEE IF I PROTECT YOU WHEN THE ZOMBIES COME FOR US.