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[froodle]

I always thought Lost was confusing to me because I only ever saw random episodes at a friend's house or when I was home for a weekend, and because the only person I know who's really into it is Jonathan, whose skill at explaining things so incoherently that it leaves the listener more baffled than before outstrips even my own ("It's like a proper devil island! And there's people and stuff. Oh, and polar bears, and there's like, this hole in the ground and it's fully messed up..."). But now I realise, it's because it makes absolutely no fucking sense. I've given up trying to follow the plotlines and am going to content myself with giggling over Charlie and perving on Sawyer and Sayid. And Sawyer/Sayid. And Sayid/Sawyer and pretty much any variations on that theme.

And speaking of Sawyer, what is he, like Lost's answer to Trowa Barton? Or possibly Yuki, on account of them sharing anti-Trowa tendancies like having nice hair and actual personalities. But seriously, what is this mindset of "Oh hey, you know that guy who totally ruined my life? Yeah, I'm going to take his name. That'll show him, the rapist/shyster/rich boy scum!" Christ Almighty, go to a therapist already.

But, fuck it, right? Because ultimately it's all about the hot men, which Lost has in spades. And by "in spades", I mean "three of". Because Boone is a whiny metrosexual who fancies his own sister, and Jack has stupid hair and makes this weird chicken-face when he's sad.

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[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Which three? *is curious* And Boone is HOT--well, okay, Ian Somerhalder is hot--and you will be very happy come either the end of season one or somewhere in season two, because there is a very satisfactory main character death in there! *DOOOOOM* *pause* Ah, actually, there's a couple, those people drop like flies from the whatever-the-fuck-it-is-that's-wandering-the-bush.

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Oh, and btw, Jason Marsden had a, like, two-minute, two-lines of three words each part in Fun With Dick and Jane in which he had a goatee. I can't decide it that's hot or disturbing . . .

[froodle]

Are you sure it was really Jason Marsden? The presence of a goatee leads me to suspect shenanigans with evil twins.

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Positive. Looked it up on IMDb, and, ooh, there's this new black and white pic of him up there . . . He is so cute, and you are the ultimate evil for leading my brain in twin-directions! Do you not know about my thing with teh male / male twincest!?

[froodle]

I know, the picture with the stubble? Eee, so handsome! Although he doesn't seem to have aged since '92, which makes me suspect he may have access to a Foreverware stash of his own. Either that or he's got a picture somewhere in his house that is aging instead of him.

Dude, no. If you're gonna slash Jason Marsden, it has to be either with Will Friedle or with Omri Katz as Marshall and Dash X. That's like, the law.

[froodle]

Sayid, Sawyer and Charlie. And I actually knew Boone died before I had even seen a single episode, through the miracle of LJ.

I think it's William Shatner. That's my contribution to the mysteries of Lost in all their mysterious mystery of strange mystery.

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Ha! He does everything else, why not monster-bush-person? Or should that be bush-monster-person?

And, ooh, Charlie . . . *said like those floating girls in Angel*

[froodle]

One of them is William Shatner in the jungle, one of them is the President of the USA. Ultimately, I think Locke needs to knife them both.

Everyone loves Charlie. He's just so... Charlie! I love that whole thing with him and Claire's diary, and that scene where Sawyer is pretending to read extracts from it: "Dear Diary, I'm getting really freaked out by that has-been pop star. I think he's stalking me [...] the little limey runt just won't let up."