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[froodle]

I cannot believe they're making another Sharpe movie. Don't get me wrong, I harbour a deep and abiding affection for Sean Bean's ass in those tight breeches the original series, but come on! Am I the only one who saw Troy? Sean Bean's like seventy years old. They're going to have him pushing a frickin' Zimmerframe across India, "dramatic tension" arising when his arthritic hands can't fire the bloody rifle in the heat of battle and the only way he's goin to rip anybody's bodice is if Emily from the Corpse Bride happens to be available. It's going to be that episode of Kim Possible where Drakken creates an army of old people all over again, only not good.

On the other hand, the opposing side is going to be fucking terrified when they realise that Britain can apparently raise the dead and force them to fight for us. Bet Napolean wishes he'd thought of that.

In other news, a shiny meme:

1. Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/etc. that you've had an obsessive fannish love of at some time in your life.
2. Have your friends list guess your favourite character from each item.

1. Escaflowne
2. Angel
3. Buffy - Xander - Snithy
4. Firefly - Jayne - Snithy
5. Wolf's Rain - Hige aka Fluffy - Hex and, by a process of elimination, _doompixie_
6. Watership Down - Thlayli/Bigwig - Hex
7. Master and Commander (movie) - Jack - Snithy
8. Eerie, Indiana - Dash X - ajmckay
9. Big Wolf on Campus - Vince - ajmckay
10. Hornblower - Ickle Midshipman Archie - Snithy and enednoviel
11. LOTR (movies) - Merry - Snithy
12. Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
13. Invader Zim - Gaz - _doompixie_
14. Good Omens - Zira - Hex
15. Saiyuki
16. Rurouni Kenshin
17. Orphen - Hartia - Hex
18. Moomins - Snufkin - _doompixie_
19. Smallville - Lex - ajmckay
20. Nip/Tuck - Christian - ajmckay

Comments

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

1.) folken then? that girly dragonslayer? (ie. any of them) the princesses? hitomi? hitomi's crystal? earth? issac newton? *giggle* seduce. teehee. van's machine? van's hair?
2.) im assuming smeone has already said angel and lindsey by now. so.. im kinda stumped.
7.) oh. im sorry. i thought it was list the prettiest from that fandom.
17.) is it new black tiger, the prawn guy or the one who made the puppets.

[froodle]

1: No, no (and hey, that ickle sheep-looking Dragonslayer isn't girly), ew no, no, no, no, EWWWWWWWWW, no and no because that would be painful.
2: Fool!
7: Then clearly that would be Jack.
17: The New Black Tiger and the prawn guy are the same character, and yes, it is Hartia. Majick is the one who made the puppets, and while adorable, he's no Hartia.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

1.) Who else is LEFT!?
2.) i know doyle's a second sooo...... OMFG! is it Steve? or failing that. puppet!angel.
7.) *in the voice of that guy who narrates the "wtf mate" flash cartoon* WRONG.
17.) HUZZAH

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

it's totally puppet angel.

[froodle]

Puppet Angel is just Angel in puppet form.

[froodle]

1: THINK, empty shiny head!
2: Nope and nope. Although now I wish I'd said it was Steve.
7: Clearly, you are a Hemulenfucker and not entitled to an opinion on the prettiness of salty seafaring types.
17: I huzzah for JUSTICE!

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

1.) KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN (Omg i know where that's from now!) and please dont say it's Van. that's just soWeird. God you're Such a Freak.
2.) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Facedesk* how am i So DUMB? Queen C.

[froodle]

1: It's not Van.
2: And it's not Cordy. Jesus, nobody is getting this one; it's not even an obscure character!

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

1.) lies. you're just sick and Depraved! .. the cat one - merle? the little boy prince kid? the cat girls? ARGH SO MANY CHARACTERS.
2.) *facedesk* gunn. because if it's kate im going to hit you.

[froodle]

1: Oh, poor Van. You don't have to be sick and depraved to like him. And no, no and no.
2: No, and ewwww definatly no.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

i totally Knew that as well.

[froodle]

You knew that you're a Hemulen fucker? Well, that's one step closer to recovery, I guess.

Freakwomble.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

no. fucknuts. i knew the black tiger one.
and hey. i do Not Fuck. Hemulens!
yer bastard.

[froodle]

Stephulens, then.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

im nto going to dignify that with an answer.

...

...YOU FUCK MOOMINS!

[froodle]

Hey, is that a guineapig I see in the corner of your room?

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

...



*shudder*


guineapig: *teenytinynosesniffletwitch*

I Cut you! sir. consider yourself CUT. *does what batman does to cats on whiteninja*