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[froodle]

I cannot believe they're making another Sharpe movie. Don't get me wrong, I harbour a deep and abiding affection for Sean Bean's ass in those tight breeches the original series, but come on! Am I the only one who saw Troy? Sean Bean's like seventy years old. They're going to have him pushing a frickin' Zimmerframe across India, "dramatic tension" arising when his arthritic hands can't fire the bloody rifle in the heat of battle and the only way he's goin to rip anybody's bodice is if Emily from the Corpse Bride happens to be available. It's going to be that episode of Kim Possible where Drakken creates an army of old people all over again, only not good.

On the other hand, the opposing side is going to be fucking terrified when they realise that Britain can apparently raise the dead and force them to fight for us. Bet Napolean wishes he'd thought of that.

In other news, a shiny meme:

1. Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/etc. that you've had an obsessive fannish love of at some time in your life.
2. Have your friends list guess your favourite character from each item.

1. Escaflowne
2. Angel
3. Buffy - Xander - Snithy
4. Firefly - Jayne - Snithy
5. Wolf's Rain - Hige aka Fluffy - Hex and, by a process of elimination, _doompixie_
6. Watership Down - Thlayli/Bigwig - Hex
7. Master and Commander (movie) - Jack - Snithy
8. Eerie, Indiana - Dash X - ajmckay
9. Big Wolf on Campus - Vince - ajmckay
10. Hornblower - Ickle Midshipman Archie - Snithy and enednoviel
11. LOTR (movies) - Merry - Snithy
12. Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
13. Invader Zim - Gaz - _doompixie_
14. Good Omens - Zira - Hex
15. Saiyuki
16. Rurouni Kenshin
17. Orphen - Hartia - Hex
18. Moomins - Snufkin - _doompixie_
19. Smallville - Lex - ajmckay
20. Nip/Tuck - Christian - ajmckay

Comments

[froodle]

Mmm, Jaynepants...

And good, because it violates all laws of God and man!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

bleugh

But is insanely hot - sir I've been naughty sir! *heh*

[froodle]

*eyestab*

Oh, sweet burny death, come cleanse the horror from my pure untainted mind!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

pffft have you finished your porn by the way?

[froodle]

No, I got sick of it and decided to write about dragonpirates instead.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

you could have p0rny dragon pirates

[froodle]

...one of the dragonpirates *is* called Tom Swindells...

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

*chokes* you're joking right?!

[froodle]

Nope. He's a smuggler. He smuggles special dragon brandy, and he always eats limes to prevent scurvy. He's cool and a good role model.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

I want to read it

[froodle]

It's not for Snithy's.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

You've written yourself in as his sex pup have't you

[froodle]

Even aside from the ick-factor of both hetrosexuality and self-insertion, did I mention he is a dragon?! Just because you have no basic decency when it comes to what can and can't be porn'd doesn't mean the rest of us share your deranged world view.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Hey I don't question you;re weirdness do I?!

[froodle]

My weirdness is a mere blip on the radar of Weird, whereas you, sir, are that big glowing green patch marked "danger, sick and wrong directly ahead, danger".

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Hang on - You like clive and write Dragon porn!

[froodle]

Neither of those things is true. It is, however, true that you like Cookiedough and use the word "Bushyblower" and read Snape/Harry pornings.

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

What you trying to say

[froodle]

*gets blackboard*

*writes in big huge fuckoff letters*

SNITHY = SICK AND WRONG

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

GAYDAR LOVES EVIL SANTA, WRITES ANIMAL PORN AND WANTS TO MAKE A CITY OUT OF TOM

[froodle]

Well, that last one is true, but URGH and also, dragons are lizards, not animals. God! Remember with your brain!

[dissident-dream.livejournal.com]

Its 23.30 on a Sunday and you want me to use my brain??

[froodle]

Yes! Liam Neeson would want you to.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

*snigger* self insertion

[froodle]

Sir, you are both ungallant and deficient.