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May. 12th, 2004 11:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleIf you could travel back in time, what would you do?
Aside from blasting Chinky Chinkerton with a laser gun when she asked me to work on the EU project with her, I'd like to travel back in time to when it was socailly acceptable to own a haram of boys. Ancient Rome or something. Maybe Greece or Venice. Wherever people were big with the boy-molestin'. And I'd warn myself not to watch Queen of the Damned, and not to cling to some foolish hope that it might not be as shitty as it looked.
Amassing an army of dinosaurs would be pretty cool, too. I could rule the world with them.
Oh, and I'd castrate Graham Norton's parents. Or maybe just kill them. And destroy their bodies, to prevent any chance of cloning.
Aside from blasting Chinky Chinkerton with a laser gun when she asked me to work on the EU project with her, I'd like to travel back in time to when it was socailly acceptable to own a haram of boys. Ancient Rome or something. Maybe Greece or Venice. Wherever people were big with the boy-molestin'. And I'd warn myself not to watch Queen of the Damned, and not to cling to some foolish hope that it might not be as shitty as it looked.
Amassing an army of dinosaurs would be pretty cool, too. I could rule the world with them.
Oh, and I'd castrate Graham Norton's parents. Or maybe just kill them. And destroy their bodies, to prevent any chance of cloning.
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Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:05 pm (UTC)but i am lazy and cant be bothered to think one up, so think one up for me.
Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:09 pm (UTC)Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:12 pm (UTC)you write all the damn time and actually did revision to-day.
i slept out on the grass and cant even remember the last time i beta'd anything you wrote.
Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:13 pm (UTC)Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:18 pm (UTC)obvious effort in fact.
include a link to your current favourite in your reply please.
Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:21 pm (UTC)And Johnny Nefronticrede is still my all-time favourite.
Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:23 pm (UTC)that one's good, except the bit where tracy actually knows what nefronticrede means.
i dont like that bit.
Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:27 pm (UTC)Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:30 pm (UTC)why cant you kill her
it annoys me that you havent yet
she should be dead and somehow still being tortured inthe nefronticrede back garden,
now that's in character.
the villain should be wildly attractive and secretly lusted after by froodle who has to fight to retain her non-hetness.
Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:38 pm (UTC)The Nefronticredes (and various sidekicks) are the villians. They're evil and charming bloodthirsty and witty and violent and arrogant and vindictive and snarky in that way that only the British can be.
The people they torture aren't villians; they're victims. Froodle's archfoes can't be wildly attractive because if they were, they'd already be working for her.
Anyway, Tracy's supposed to annoy you. That's what makes seeing her suffer so funny.
Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:47 pm (UTC)yeah but why did you let her get away?
so pain.
Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:49 pm (UTC)Re: holmeboy
Date: 2004-05-16 05:53 pm (UTC)if you want to keep her around and the characterisation the same then you have to have a different reason for her lack of death.
i.e. 1.) living = more pain for her.
2.) you like hurting her, death would end this.
or 3.) you enjoy her pain.
not that nefronticredeness is at all limiting.