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[froodle]

If you could travel back in time, what would you do?

Aside from blasting Chinky Chinkerton with a laser gun when she asked me to work on the EU project with her, I'd like to travel back in time to when it was socailly acceptable to own a haram of boys. Ancient Rome or something. Maybe Greece or Venice. Wherever people were big with the boy-molestin'. And I'd warn myself not to watch Queen of the Damned, and not to cling to some foolish hope that it might not be as shitty as it looked.

Amassing an army of dinosaurs would be pretty cool, too. I could rule the world with them.

Oh, and I'd castrate Graham Norton's parents. Or maybe just kill them. And destroy their bodies, to prevent any chance of cloning.

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norton doesnt have any parents, i created him to torment you from old shoes and the waste products*

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

persia.

persia would be good. also, could you kill some pitt while you're there.

menalaeus was a dick.

robot dinosaurs?

and if you take the speech out of QotD then its not too bad, and completely ignoring the characters is good too.

did you see what they did to marius!?


*of american liposuction.