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[froodle]

Disrageous!

I have just wasted 90 minutes of my life watching "Lamb", a film about, and I quote, "the burgeoning relationship between a Catholic priest and his young ward within the confines of an all-boys school". And did it have boy-molesting? No it did not!

What is the world coming to when you can have the clergy and young boys in the same film and not have it be about boy-molestin'? I am disgusted by everything in the entire universe, including Liam Neeson, who I conclude has made this film just to piss me off!

Now I'm going to watch Episode 1 and Kinsey. And possibly Les Mis. But that doesn't mean I have forgiven him, oh no! THERE WILL BE A RECKONING!

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[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Obi's like the James Bond of Star Wars. Except gay. And without the cool car.

[froodle]

Or the tuxedo. Or gadgets. Or Q. Or general annoyingness.

So... actually not like James Bond at all.

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

But he does sleep with everything! And he does have gadgets- note the lightsaber- and is annoying as crap.

[froodle]

Aww, poor Obi-Wan, he's not annoying. At least, not compared to the veritable banquet of annoyingness that was Whinykin. God, that bit in Epsiode One where he and R2 are in the yellow plane shooting droids and he's like, "Let's go, R2!", I just want the plane to explode and blow his frikkin' legs off!

*pants*

Man, I hate that kid.

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

"Are you an angel?"
"No. Are you a bad actor?"
"Yes. Isn't it obvious?"

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19774989/ <----shiny Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan picture to make you go, "Awwww, poor Obi...."

[froodle]

And tragically? Anakin's pickup lines actually got worse as he got older.

Useless little kid actors are the worst. Like that first kid Anakin kills in Episode Three:

"What shall we do now, Master Skywalker?"
"LEARN TO ACT OR FACE MY SITHLY RAGE!" *choppy*

Poor sad Obi. Your pain is like a delicious nectar, craved by fangirls.

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

The only two children actors I have ever liked have been Haley Joel Osmond and Dakota Fanning.

There's a brotherhood that springs up from coolly watching the pain and suffering of fictional characters.