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[froodle]

Disrageous!

I have just wasted 90 minutes of my life watching "Lamb", a film about, and I quote, "the burgeoning relationship between a Catholic priest and his young ward within the confines of an all-boys school". And did it have boy-molesting? No it did not!

What is the world coming to when you can have the clergy and young boys in the same film and not have it be about boy-molestin'? I am disgusted by everything in the entire universe, including Liam Neeson, who I conclude has made this film just to piss me off!

Now I'm going to watch Episode 1 and Kinsey. And possibly Les Mis. But that doesn't mean I have forgiven him, oh no! THERE WILL BE A RECKONING!

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[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, I just can't believe the nerve of some people. Liam ought to be ashamed of himself.

[froodle]

I know! What a jerk. I hope he spends every night of his life crying quietly into his pillow, overcome with crippling remorse at his part in this travesty against good sense.

[fuckyeah.livejournal.com]

...*roffle* XD

[froodle]

Seriously, this is appalling. I feel like a cornerstone of my world has been stolen away. No matter how messed up things got, I could always depend on one simple truth: the clergy molest boys. And now it turns out to be a lie! World view... crumbling... cannot... go on...

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

I think he already does that, at shame of starring in "Episode One".

Hopefully, he will be able to move past these issues into the light of a new day. Or some optimistic crap like that.

[froodle]

Qui-Gonn was the best thing about Episode One. Seriously, he and ickle Padawan!Obi are the only things saving it from complete unwatchability.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

WTF?! Liam Neeson should feel bad enough for being in "High Spirits" with the frightwig from hell to be at that sort of thing again.

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

Was it just me, or did Qui-Gon and little Obi have a thing going on? ;)

[froodle]

Oh, they so did. Obi-Wan is the manwench of the Star Wars universe - he sleeps with everyone. Even Darth Maul. Because I say so.

[froodle]

Tch. Will he never learn? The man has no sense of deceny whatsoever.

Also, I hate you. I had forgotten "High Spirits" even existed until you mentioned it. The sideburns! The sideburns are eating his head!

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Obi's like the James Bond of Star Wars. Except gay. And without the cool car.

[froodle]

Or the tuxedo. Or gadgets. Or Q. Or general annoyingness.

So... actually not like James Bond at all.

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

But he does sleep with everything! And he does have gadgets- note the lightsaber- and is annoying as crap.

[froodle]

Aww, poor Obi-Wan, he's not annoying. At least, not compared to the veritable banquet of annoyingness that was Whinykin. God, that bit in Epsiode One where he and R2 are in the yellow plane shooting droids and he's like, "Let's go, R2!", I just want the plane to explode and blow his frikkin' legs off!

*pants*

Man, I hate that kid.

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

"Are you an angel?"
"No. Are you a bad actor?"
"Yes. Isn't it obvious?"

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19774989/ <----shiny Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan picture to make you go, "Awwww, poor Obi...."

[froodle]

And tragically? Anakin's pickup lines actually got worse as he got older.

Useless little kid actors are the worst. Like that first kid Anakin kills in Episode Three:

"What shall we do now, Master Skywalker?"
"LEARN TO ACT OR FACE MY SITHLY RAGE!" *choppy*

Poor sad Obi. Your pain is like a delicious nectar, craved by fangirls.

[wormmonabc.livejournal.com]

The only two children actors I have ever liked have been Haley Joel Osmond and Dakota Fanning.

There's a brotherhood that springs up from coolly watching the pain and suffering of fictional characters.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

Shameless! Though after he did The Haunting I really wanted to despair.

*evil cackle*

[froodle]

Hey, the Haunting was great. It was like if Van Helsing had tried to take itself seriously, and therefore even funnier as a result.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

burgeoning is a rather misleading word isnt it

liam neeson: i made them write that. I TEAR YOUR CONCEPTIONS APART SEXILY. i live to bring you pain.
tim burton: ooh. can i help. Come Here Johnny Depp!
liam neeson: *presses secret button under desk*
tim burton: *mysteriously dissappears*
liam neeson: .not that much pain.

[froodle]

Oh Liam Neeson, you so studly! *shiny ukein' eyes* I forgive you all your crimes against me, on the condition that you get it the fuck on with Ewan McGregor like, right now.