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[froodle]

Hah! Not only is Clark's dad a spaceship, but he's also James D'Arcy's dad from that stupid film where he's a hacker and has to solve this demonic Rubix cube to avert the Apocalypse. Or something. Don't you just love genetics; one of them grows up to be Superman, the other becomes Tom "Stalker Extrordinairee" Pullings. Although actually, Clark is pretty stalkeriffic himself, and at least poor crazy Tom doesn't have to deal with Lana. So, Tom wins.

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[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

LOL! No comment :)

[froodle]

Poor Tom. It's about time he wins at something, even if it is just "Being Slightly Less Lame Than Secret Brother Clark". And really, why should Lex be the only one who gets to have a Secret Brother? Clarks need Secret Brothers too, damn it.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

he could win at being slightly less lame than SBFWhitney. now that's something to be proud of.

[froodle]

Poor Secret Boyfriend Whitney. It's not his fault he looks like a baby Jared Leto.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

it is. he had plastic surgery. on the orders of jared leto who wanted a baby brother since tyler beat him up and he decided the only way he'd be studlier than anyone would be to have a wimpy ickle bro.

[froodle]

But Secret Boyfriend Whitney joined the Marines. Marines are studly. Unless maybe he didn't get in and he decided to go to New Oreleans for Mardi Gras instead and just lied so Lana would still think he was cool.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

maybe he became the marine's "mascot"


by which i mean bitch.

and why would he Want lana to think he was cool? that's just crazy talk.

[froodle]

Hah, I can so imagine SBWhitney trying out for the Marines:

Marines: You're too... fucking... blonde!
SBWhitney: *tear*
Jared Leto: *pets* It's okay. That happened to me the first time I tried out for Fight Club, too.

[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

SBW: does this make me a failed marine or a failed spacemonkey?
jared leto: pretty much just a failure really. you dont even look that much like me. you even fail genetically

[froodle]

SBW: *runs away crying, falls down a hole and... FINDS GOLD*