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Mar. 25th, 2005 11:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleSo, thanks to the fucking city council waking me up at 6 this morning by trimming the grass verges, I've got a few extra hours of awake-time on my hands. So I've been giving this whole Raoul-on-top concept some thought.
(I swear, eventually I'll find a new obsession and then I'll shut up about POTO and Gerard Butler and everyone who has me on their friends-list can breathe a sigh of relief)
Have come to the conclusion that there are only three ways this can happen:
1) Raoul would have to physically chain Erik down in order to have his wicked Vicomteish way with him. Now, even leaving aside the question of blatent character-rape, such a thing would probably require Raoul to be some kind of super-sneaky bondage-ninja, which he probably isn't. Although that would, in a really disturbing way, rock. Also, the fallout from this would be hellacious.
2) Credit or blame must go to Brother Jonathan for this one, since he started the whole POTO/Gravitation silliness: Raoul could slip Essence of Schuuichi into Erik's food. I figure Raoul is probably a horrible cook, so likely Erik wouldn't notice the taste anyway. However, when faced with some twisted Erik-Schuuichi hybrid, my gut feeling is that Raoul will either be struck dumb with horror, or laughing so hard he cracks a rib.
3) Established!relationship!Erik and Raoul. And I do mean established. A couple of tearful kisses on a snow-covered rooftop do not a relationship make. This is the one that I'd really like to see, and at the same time and in equal measure, would be most cautious about reading, simply because it could go so horribly, horribly wrong.
Fuck it. I'm going to go paste Erik's head onto Schuuichi's body and laugh like a demented weasel.
(I swear, eventually I'll find a new obsession and then I'll shut up about POTO and Gerard Butler and everyone who has me on their friends-list can breathe a sigh of relief)
Have come to the conclusion that there are only three ways this can happen:
1) Raoul would have to physically chain Erik down in order to have his wicked Vicomteish way with him. Now, even leaving aside the question of blatent character-rape, such a thing would probably require Raoul to be some kind of super-sneaky bondage-ninja, which he probably isn't. Although that would, in a really disturbing way, rock. Also, the fallout from this would be hellacious.
2) Credit or blame must go to Brother Jonathan for this one, since he started the whole POTO/Gravitation silliness: Raoul could slip Essence of Schuuichi into Erik's food. I figure Raoul is probably a horrible cook, so likely Erik wouldn't notice the taste anyway. However, when faced with some twisted Erik-Schuuichi hybrid, my gut feeling is that Raoul will either be struck dumb with horror, or laughing so hard he cracks a rib.
3) Established!relationship!Erik and Raoul. And I do mean established. A couple of tearful kisses on a snow-covered rooftop do not a relationship make. This is the one that I'd really like to see, and at the same time and in equal measure, would be most cautious about reading, simply because it could go so horribly, horribly wrong.
Fuck it. I'm going to go paste Erik's head onto Schuuichi's body and laugh like a demented weasel.
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Date: 2005-03-25 06:22 pm (UTC)But Raoul, in my mind, is The Bitch in capital letters.
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Date: 2005-03-26 01:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-26 08:23 pm (UTC)but!
erik + christine's boobies = moment of weakness + curiousity + whiney raoul = likely to say yes to bad things + (well phrased question x attention/mention of charlotta's singing) = ERIK IN CHAINS! WHOO!!
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Date: 2005-03-26 09:19 pm (UTC)Smerik. I vote we make that our new euphamism for Erikinchains.
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Date: 2005-03-26 10:13 pm (UTC)smerik: mmmmm ^_^ *snuggles down into chains*
Awww Look! he's happy!
also. i hope your dinner catches hypothermia and somehow poisons you.
that is all.
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Date: 2005-04-18 12:11 pm (UTC)Thlayli: *deathglare*
I am eating a pasty. Pastys cannot catch hypothermia. You = teh stupid.
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Date: 2005-04-18 09:25 pm (UTC)and blates pasties can catch hypothermia, just ask raoul.
raoul: yup, and turkeys, and glittery pink eel things. aaand pretty much everything else ive been inside of.. OOh im relevant to the topic of conversation! Huzzah!
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Date: 2005-04-20 01:25 pm (UTC)*eyetwitch*
Why do you make my mind go to the Bad Place, Hex? TELL ME WHY! Tell me or I speak only in Backstreet Boys song lyrics from now on.
And shut up, Raoul. You're not English, and only the English may use the word "Huzzah".
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Date: 2005-04-20 04:48 pm (UTC)*mutters* ..english pigdog...
....
Hi!
your mind has to go to the bad place, your dvd player is there.
duh.
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Date: 2005-04-20 10:28 pm (UTC)I bet he was the inspiration for Claude from the Raggy Dolls. Claude was probably a dirty little Vicomte too.
And I guess I don't mind going to the Bad Place as long as I can watch Highlander there. *giggles* Awwww, Duncan in a dress!
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Date: 2005-04-21 04:08 am (UTC)and he probably was. they sold guinearaoul on to the raggydolls creator and he told him all the vicomte's dirty little secrets oh and took the gay scarf with him.
OMG Then orlando bloom somehow got the scarf, did rings, pirates, troy, etc, then Lost it and did kingdom of heaven. i bet you casquillions that he's about a schuuichi Less ukeish in that.
Also! the onion necklace is for vampires because erik told him he is one and that onions, not garlic keep them away.
also erik said he'll tell christine about raoul's sordid affaire with a mullet if he doesnt cover up his head with a beret and the rest is his "my First dirty little vicomte default clothing - maid outfit included - kitty stickers and manacles sold seperately"
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Date: 2005-04-21 08:01 pm (UTC)And I thought Erik was a wampire. You said he was a wampire! You tricked me!
And the kitty stickers and manacles are only available with the special limited-edition Smerik doll. Everyone knows that. God, you're Such a Raoul.
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Date: 2005-04-21 08:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-04-21 08:35 pm (UTC)