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Mar. 25th, 2005 11:34 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleSo, thanks to the fucking city council waking me up at 6 this morning by trimming the grass verges, I've got a few extra hours of awake-time on my hands. So I've been giving this whole Raoul-on-top concept some thought.
(I swear, eventually I'll find a new obsession and then I'll shut up about POTO and Gerard Butler and everyone who has me on their friends-list can breathe a sigh of relief)
Have come to the conclusion that there are only three ways this can happen:
1) Raoul would have to physically chain Erik down in order to have his wicked Vicomteish way with him. Now, even leaving aside the question of blatent character-rape, such a thing would probably require Raoul to be some kind of super-sneaky bondage-ninja, which he probably isn't. Although that would, in a really disturbing way, rock. Also, the fallout from this would be hellacious.
2) Credit or blame must go to Brother Jonathan for this one, since he started the whole POTO/Gravitation silliness: Raoul could slip Essence of Schuuichi into Erik's food. I figure Raoul is probably a horrible cook, so likely Erik wouldn't notice the taste anyway. However, when faced with some twisted Erik-Schuuichi hybrid, my gut feeling is that Raoul will either be struck dumb with horror, or laughing so hard he cracks a rib.
3) Established!relationship!Erik and Raoul. And I do mean established. A couple of tearful kisses on a snow-covered rooftop do not a relationship make. This is the one that I'd really like to see, and at the same time and in equal measure, would be most cautious about reading, simply because it could go so horribly, horribly wrong.
Fuck it. I'm going to go paste Erik's head onto Schuuichi's body and laugh like a demented weasel.
(I swear, eventually I'll find a new obsession and then I'll shut up about POTO and Gerard Butler and everyone who has me on their friends-list can breathe a sigh of relief)
Have come to the conclusion that there are only three ways this can happen:
1) Raoul would have to physically chain Erik down in order to have his wicked Vicomteish way with him. Now, even leaving aside the question of blatent character-rape, such a thing would probably require Raoul to be some kind of super-sneaky bondage-ninja, which he probably isn't. Although that would, in a really disturbing way, rock. Also, the fallout from this would be hellacious.
2) Credit or blame must go to Brother Jonathan for this one, since he started the whole POTO/Gravitation silliness: Raoul could slip Essence of Schuuichi into Erik's food. I figure Raoul is probably a horrible cook, so likely Erik wouldn't notice the taste anyway. However, when faced with some twisted Erik-Schuuichi hybrid, my gut feeling is that Raoul will either be struck dumb with horror, or laughing so hard he cracks a rib.
3) Established!relationship!Erik and Raoul. And I do mean established. A couple of tearful kisses on a snow-covered rooftop do not a relationship make. This is the one that I'd really like to see, and at the same time and in equal measure, would be most cautious about reading, simply because it could go so horribly, horribly wrong.
Fuck it. I'm going to go paste Erik's head onto Schuuichi's body and laugh like a demented weasel.
