VOTE TODD!
Sep. 15th, 2008 11:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleSo anyway, as I was saying before I got distracted by the unexpected WONDERFULNESS of the Lost Boys 2, I'm starting a campaign to get Todd elected as Prime Minister of Britain. Obviously, I will expect all of you to join me in my mission, but not through my usual methods of threatening and insulting. Oh no, this time I will persuade you with the force of my SUPERIOR LOGIC!
...except I got bored of writing things, so I made a poster instead. BE INSPIRED!
I was going to make one that had him pointing with the caption "Your country needs YOU... for food," but I couldn't draw a pointing hand.
Anyway, although my immense skill as an artist should be enough to win you over, here is the quick version of why Todd should be Prime Minister:
And I know some of you are thinking, "Okay Froodle, you're very blase about letting him eat all the people you hate, but you wouldn't be so sanguine if it was you on the end of his bitin' hand," so let me just point out that I work in customer service, which is remarkably similar to having the life sucked out of you except worse because you don't ever die! Plus at least if I was Wraithchow, I wouldn't have to pay rent or utilities on my own snug little cocoon, and I wouldn't have to talk on the 'phone while I was waiting to be eaten.
...except I got bored of writing things, so I made a poster instead. BE INSPIRED!
I was going to make one that had him pointing with the caption "Your country needs YOU... for food," but I couldn't draw a pointing hand.
Anyway, although my immense skill as an artist should be enough to win you over, here is the quick version of why Todd should be Prime Minister:
- While he is without doubt a parasite who lives from draining the life out of others, this does not actually make him any different to any other British political figure at this time. You all knew I was going to make that point, so don't look suprised.
- There are too many dolees, old people, retards and general scratters out there. I have to talk to most of them on a daily basis. If he eats them all, my job will get easier and we can spend taxpayers money on cool things like lasers instead of benefits for scrouging pikeys.
- He actually consults his people before getting them involved in illegal wars, listens to what they say, and if they refuse to participate, lets them go on their merry life-sucking way.
- He has a space ship. MORE THAN ONE!
- He never lets his people become the bitch of any other country, civilization or fucked-up hybridized Michealthings. Unlike the British government, who have succesffuly turned England into Americas zipper-mouthed gimp. I'm just sayin', Todd wouldn't stand for that shit.
- He has a cool beard. Does David Cameron have a cool beard? I don't think so.
And I know some of you are thinking, "Okay Froodle, you're very blase about letting him eat all the people you hate, but you wouldn't be so sanguine if it was you on the end of his bitin' hand," so let me just point out that I work in customer service, which is remarkably similar to having the life sucked out of you except worse because you don't ever die! Plus at least if I was Wraithchow, I wouldn't have to pay rent or utilities on my own snug little cocoon, and I wouldn't have to talk on the 'phone while I was waiting to be eaten.
