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Is it weird that I totally hope Billy-Ray and Tanith make it as a couple, even though it means she has to spend the rest of forever with an evil little newt dude grafted onto her soul because if she ever got the Remnant out of her she would punch Billy-Ray in the mouth and run for the hills? I just want to read about the two of them skipping through the smoking dismembered carcasses of their enemies, laughing and making little blonde-haired, earth-bending, wall-walking murder babies. Clearly getting old has made me all lame and romantical an shit.

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"Is it fun?" he asked suddenly. "Doin' all that detectin'? I always wanted to be a detective. I was one, for about a year. I liked the romance of it all. The suits, the hats, the dark alleys, the femme fatale, all that quick talkin'. But I couldn't stop killin' folk. I mean, they'd hire me, I'd try to solve their mystery, but halfway through I'd get bored and end up killin' them, and then the case'd be over, and that'd be it. I solved one murder that whole entire year, but I don't think that really counts, seein' as how I was the killer. I think that's kinda cheatin', in a way."

Can't stop laughing. My face totally hurts.

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And basically that's why Colin Farrell isn't an Avenger - because he would step onto that flying platform thingie, get one look at Clint Barton and start kicking the living fuck out of him. And all the other Avengers would stand around watching and crying about how sad it was and in the meantime, Loki destroyed the entire world five and half times and nobody noticed it happening because they were caught up in the tragic unbearabilitiness of Colin Farrell and Hawkeye's terrible broken love.

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