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Is the whole theme of Criminal Minds basically to torture and embarrass Spencer Reid in the most torture-y and embarrassing ways possible? Because he just got his ass kicked by Luke Perry and all his friends listened to it happen and I don't know, if it was me I would just kill myself rather than live another day knowing that Luke Perry could beat me in a fight.

LUKE PERRY. There are some things that being skinny just doesn't excuse you from, and being battered by Luke Perry is one of those things. I don't think I can watch anymore, I just feel too embarrassed for Reid.

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Is the whole theme of Criminal Minds basically to torture and embarrass Spencer Reid in the most torture-y and embarrassing ways possible? Because he just got his ass kicked by Luke Perry and all his friends listened to it happen and I don't know, if it was me I would just kill myself rather than live another day knowing that Luke Perry could beat me in a fight.

LUKE PERRY. There are some things that being skinny just doesn't excuse you from, and being battered by Luke Perry is one of those things. I don't think I can watch anymore, I just feel too embarrassed for Reid.

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The other night I had a dream that Alaric from the Vampire Diaries was a girl. You'd think girl!Alaric would be stacked along the lines of Marilyn Monroe or Joan from Mad Men, but s/he was totally flat-chested. My subconcious sucks. I'm seriously upset that my brain deprived me of chick!Alaric's magnificent boobs. WHATEVER BRAIN, SEE IF I PROTECT YOU WHEN THE ZOMBIES COME FOR US.

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The other night I had a dream that Alaric from the Vampire Diaries was a girl. You'd think girl!Alaric would be stacked along the lines of Marilyn Monroe or Joan from Mad Men, but s/he was totally flat-chested. My subconcious sucks. I'm seriously upset that my brain deprived me of chick!Alaric's magnificent boobs. WHATEVER BRAIN, SEE IF I PROTECT YOU WHEN THE ZOMBIES COME FOR US.