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I suppose I should probably wish the vile and disgusting Hex a two-days-late happy birthday, but I don't really want to, since she'd just claim her bisexual Wiccan powers told her I'd do so in advance.

Of course, I could be really mean and write something like:



HEX I LUV U HUNNI LOL!!!!!!111111!!!!11


and make everyone think that she was friends with a total retard, thus causing them to despise her, but even my evil has limits.

For those of you who have trouble reading between the lines, that was a "You are what you hang with"-themed message, with just a hint of "Learn to spell, you fucking idiots!" thrown in for flavouring.

Date: 2004-07-30 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
cat, dear. do you remember that little talk we had about "things i must not publish or hex will swap my metacarpals with my spine"

not that im insinuating that you're the one who's friends with a total spack or anything.

oooh nine inch nails is playing.


LOL

Date: 2004-07-31 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
i dont think ive ever actually heard any guns and roses music. it just keeps coming every damn time i search for inspecific slash.
*hus bunny*

ok. im going to paint an abstract term for you now.
there are many different levels of people in the world, some of them have special skills that no one else has.
these people are the higher levels where skills begin to diverge from each other.
other people only have unleet skills.
and are very low level
this means that anybody who is on the same level or above has, or could have those same skills.
wesley, as a robot, fred lover and general-bitch-du-angel is not only a low level, he is uberlow.
this means that some one like me, who is say, uberhigh on this scale can do whatever the fuck they like, go blow yourself.

we call this the wes-is-an-angel-bitch effect.

Date: 2004-07-31 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
you, again, fail to understand. it is not the having of the skils but the ability to get them
its like i could never be mozart.

i so could. i have a fish spine cd rack! kinda. its drying out right now.

and yes. what about angel's babies?

what if they bwere spideroid?
ha! you're carrying spiders!

Date: 2004-07-31 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
they are spiders by nature. ewww transatlantic spidersperm.

i could learn. im fast.
i could
i could i could i could i could i could.

*le tonguepoke*

Date: 2004-07-31 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
its red actually.

shutup! i hat you. you are billybody playing angel in some sick atlerverse.

Date: 2004-07-31 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
you sicken me

dom would so be wesley

Date: 2004-07-31 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
so anyway i was thinking sean could be late angel , cause the real angel was blatenetly swapped with some sort of marshmallow beast.

spike is played by james marsters. everyone knows that

Date: 2004-07-31 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
mmmmmm marshmallow.

lets see you try and remember what This post was about!

Date: 2004-07-31 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
i have my own army...
somewhere.
Shutup!


mmm this solitaire game is infinitely more interesting than cat ever was.
and i do have an army.. the bluekey army. they're radioactive.

get cancer bitch.

Date: 2004-08-07 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com
he wasnt random. and i doubt that he was a man.... called himself stri.. striker? strider!


yes. definately... something like that..

you know the national trust wants to take pictures of me. bloody paeds. and im far too old. fuckwits.

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