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I suppose I should probably wish the vile and disgusting Hex a two-days-late happy birthday, but I don't really want to, since she'd just claim her bisexual Wiccan powers told her I'd do so in advance.

Of course, I could be really mean and write something like:

HEX I LUV U HUNNI LOL!!!!!!111111!!!!11

and make everyone think that she was friends with a total retard, thus causing them to despise her, but even my evil has limits.

For those of you who have trouble reading between the lines, that was a "You are what you hang with"-themed message, with just a hint of "Learn to spell, you fucking idiots!" thrown in for flavouring.

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cat, dear. do you remember that little talk we had about "things i must not publish or hex will swap my metacarpals with my spine"

not that im insinuating that you're the one who's friends with a total spack or anything.

oooh nine inch nails is playing.

LOL

*le eyes du Ryouiichi*

No, I don't remember. Hug this bunny. I call him Mr. Bear.

Also, you are not Wesley, therefore, you lack the ability to extract, steal or swop spines for anything.

Why don't you go listen to your Guns and Roses CD that you just HAD to tell me you were buying so I could stand in awe of your 'alternative' taste in music?

i dont think ive ever actually heard any guns and roses music. it just keeps coming every damn time i search for inspecific slash.
*hus bunny*

ok. im going to paint an abstract term for you now.
there are many different levels of people in the world, some of them have special skills that no one else has.
these people are the higher levels where skills begin to diverge from each other.
other people only have unleet skills.
and are very low level
this means that anybody who is on the same level or above has, or could have those same skills.
wesley, as a robot, fred lover and general-bitch-du-angel is not only a low level, he is uberlow.
this means that some one like me, who is say, uberhigh on this scale can do whatever the fuck they like, go blow yourself.

we call this the wes-is-an-angel-bitch effect.

Non. Because, while Wesley is a Fred-loving, baby-stealing, downright annoying robot, he does have certain very specific skills. Reading of dead languages. Baby-stealing. Spine-extraction.

While you do have other specific skills, such as the ability to track down uber-rare Valentine brothers slash, you do not have those particular skills. Thus, you cannot steal spines or use them as toast-racks.

Being an Angel-bitch is merely a side-effect of knowing Angel. That's Angel's super-power.

you, again, fail to understand. it is not the having of the skils but the ability to get them
its like i could never be mozart.

i so could. i have a fish spine cd rack! kinda. its drying out right now.

and yes. what about angel's babies?

what if they bwere spideroid?
ha! you're carrying spiders!

I do understand, but the level of spine-stealing that you require takes years of teaching, and can only be learned from Wesley, who disappeared long ago, or Robowes, who you would not be able to stand long enough to learn anything from.

And no.

Angel's not a spider, so that doesn't even make sense. Connor, although a filthy half-Irish crazy person, was not a spider.

they are spiders by nature. ewww transatlantic spidersperm.

i could learn. im fast.
i could
i could i could i could i could i could.

*le tonguepoke*

You are wrong. Like the Stephulen you so love.

Purple dressing gown wearing freak.

its red actually.

shutup! i hat you. you are billybody playing angel in some sick atlerverse.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Billy Boyd as Angel.

Can Dom be Spike? And Elijah Wood can be Lindsey.

you sicken me

dom would so be wesley

Well, as long as it's Wesley and not Robowes.

So who will be Spike?

(say Sean Austin and I will beat you to death with copies of 'the Goonies')

so anyway i was thinking sean could be late angel , cause the real angel was blatenetly swapped with some sort of marshmallow beast.

spike is played by james marsters. everyone knows that

I hope you die.

mmmmmm marshmallow.

lets see you try and remember what This post was about!

I remember, you bitch.

Froodletopia is officially cutting its ties with Hexworld and abandoning to it's neighbouring countries.

Le ha! Let's see you get on without my doll army and brave and handsome Captain Thrifty to protect you.

i have my own army...
somewhere.
Shutup!

mmm this solitaire game is infinitely more interesting than cat ever was.
and i do have an army.. the bluekey army. they're radioactive.

get cancer bitch.

This is like the time you said you had friends when really you were just talking to a random man at the bus stop, isn't it?

he wasnt random. and i doubt that he was a man.... called himself stri.. striker? strider!

yes. definately... something like that..

you know the national trust wants to take pictures of me. bloody paeds. and im far too old. fuckwits.

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