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[froodle]

I suppose I should probably wish the vile and disgusting Hex a two-days-late happy birthday, but I don't really want to, since she'd just claim her bisexual Wiccan powers told her I'd do so in advance.

Of course, I could be really mean and write something like:

HEX I LUV U HUNNI LOL!!!!!!111111!!!!11

and make everyone think that she was friends with a total retard, thus causing them to despise her, but even my evil has limits.

For those of you who have trouble reading between the lines, that was a "You are what you hang with"-themed message, with just a hint of "Learn to spell, you fucking idiots!" thrown in for flavouring.

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[clay-mans-maker.livejournal.com]

cat, dear. do you remember that little talk we had about "things i must not publish or hex will swap my metacarpals with my spine"

not that im insinuating that you're the one who's friends with a total spack or anything.

oooh nine inch nails is playing.


LOL