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[froodle]

Dudes, I would just like to point out that if there was some kind of big vampire convention and all the fictional vampires got invited, Edward Cullen would not be allowed to sit at the Awesome Table. In fact, he wouldn't even get a table. He would have to sit huddled in the corner where the rising damp is, with the other rejects like Mick from Moonlight and Henry from Blood Ties. And all the vampires at the Awesome Table like Angelus and Eric and David would laugh at them and make mocking and hurtful remarks and possibly throw things.

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[chibimarchy.livejournal.com]

*snerk* They could throw glitter dust on them-- oh, wait...

[froodle]

HAH! I bet the rejects would try to retaliate by sparkling at them, and Angelus et al would just be like, "What the f-KILL THEM ALL!" and then there would be body parts flying everywhere and it was the Best Vampire Convention Ever!

[ladydemando.livejournal.com]

Would Mister Pixiefoot be standing guard to make sure they didn't get a seat at the table?

[froodle]

Mister Pixiefoots isn't a vampire, so he wouldn't get invited. But he'd probably drive past them in his unicar as they walked home (because they are LOSERS and don't get to ride in the vampire limos) and deliberately splash them with water.

[ladydemando.livejournal.com]

Oh that crazy Mr. Pixiefoots

[froodle]

Not so crazy he doesn't recognise loser vampires when he sees them, though.

[ladydemando.livejournal.com]

so who does he hate more? Erik who tried to get rid of him, or sparkly vampires/whiny detective vampires/bastard son of the king vampires?

Is it sad that I can like twilight and blood ties but still laugh my ass off and gleefully want Eric Northman to destroy them?

Also, where does Lestat and Louis fit into this crowd? What are their opinions?

[froodle]

Well, with Erik it's moer like a life-long antipathy - they're sworn enemies - whereas loser vampires are more a case of, if he sees them, he'll torment them, but he doesn't go out of his way to track them down and spray them with holy water.

You're allowed to like Blood Ties (I have a certain guilty affection for it myself) but not Twilight. Twilight offends God*.

Lestat and Louis aren't really badass enough to sit at the Awesome table - not that they'd want to, as I don't think they'd approve of Eric and Angelus and David's table manners, what with the raping and killing and eating of victims right there in public and refusal to use a napkin - so they can sit on the table for vampires who are A Bit Epic but Also On Occasion Whiny And A Bit Annoying. Vampire Bill and Mitchell from Being Human would also sit there.

*And by God I mean me.