...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Okay, I just finished watching the second season of Heroes, and I will at least semi-retract all the snarky comments I made about Sylar being a complete 'tard in terms of villiany. I mean, he's still pretty much a whiny little bitch in an alpha-male body, and he certainly doesn't stand up to time-honoured villians of awesome such as Angelus and the Mayor*, but ( Read more... )

Also, I really do not care if Adam/Kensei/whatever is evil or not, because he is hi-lariously awesome and completely wins at drunkenness and sucker-punching folk and generally being suave and English and not crying about everything like a big fucking loser, and that makes a man rise very high in my estimation. Not to mention the fact that if it wasn't for him, ( Read more... )

Hmm, I thought I had more to say here, but probably talking about the hotness of Nathan has driven any other thoughts out of my mind, so I'll leave it here.

*For the record, he can't karate-chop midgets either, but I'm pretty sure that is a super-power unique to Colin Farrel, so I won't bitch.

I'm back, losers. Somehow I managed to contract a computer virus that required me to reload my entire operating system from scratch, losing all my valuable files and links in the process. I cannot help thinking Liamneeson is punishing me for the whole Nathan/Peter thing. I SAID I WAS SORRY, OKAY?! I HAVE ISSUES AND I DON'T LIKE MOHINDER/SYLAR VERY MUCH AND THAT SEEMS TO BE ALL THERE IS APART FROM PETRELLICEST IN THIS FANDOM AND NATHAN IS SO VERY VERY ATTRACTIVE AND IT CONFUSES ME HOW ATTRACTIVE HE IS AND THEN I MAKE BAD CHOICES WITH MY PORN!

Anyway, I have paid my penance, and now I have returned with an important message for you all. And it is thus: go and watch In Bruges. Seriously. I was going to go watch the new Clone Wars movie and maybe see TDK again this weekend, but I watched In Bruges in the morning and it was so marvellous, I decided to cancel all other plans in favour of an impromptu Colinfest.

Yes, that's right, In Bruges is more awesome than the Dark Knight. I'm not joking. Batbale might be hot-shit when it comes to high-tech gadgetry and fighting crime, but In Bruges has Colin Farrel karate-chopping a midget and calling a skinhead a "bumboy" right before blinding him. Plus awesome lines about Dutch paintings being "rubbish by spastics" and Colin being chased around the town square by fatass American tourists after calling them "a bunch of fucking elephants." Unlucky, TDK, you have been completely outstripped. I was actually going to draw a picture of Colin Farrel ass-raping Batbale to express how superiour In Bruges is, but it's really difficult to draw ass-fuckery with stick figures. So, you get nothing.

...why are you still here? Go buy it on DVD. Or you're gay.