...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Oh dudes, seriously, how gay is the second season ending to Numb3rs? That final scene where Charlie's dreaming about his mum, and then he wakes up and wanders into the dining room where Don's doing his paperwork, Charlie totally looks ready to jump him right there. Kiss my ass, Supernatural, this is what real homoerotic brother-on-brother tension looks like.

In other news, I'm afraid it is my sad duty to inform you all that the Southernator has gone completely insane, and has therefore been removed from her role as my co-executive director at the League of Hot. So complete is her delusion, she actually suggested Chad Micheal Murray, aka That Squinty-Eyed Idiot from One Tree Hill, as the third member of the Holy Triumvirate of Hotness. This is not only ridiculous, it's blasphemy, as everyone knows the Triumvirate, comprised as it is of the three most beautiful men alive, consists of Johnny Depp, David Boreanaz and Colin Farrell, aka The Depp, The Dave and The Colin. Anything else is heresy and punishable by being burnt at the stake.

Also, she's pretty much totally in love with Dan the Man. I'm not making this up.

Oh my God! I totally won a trip to Scotland in this prize-draw thingie at work today. So completely awesome! Of course, it's not until the last week in September (deliberately picked to avoid all the screeching hellbrats that abound in summer) but still - totally fucking awesome.

In other news, it has come to my attention that certain people of my aquaintence are dirty, dirty RPS fangirls. We were discussing the "merits" - and I use sarcastic quote marks - of OTH, and I said something to the effect that the only thing keeping me interested were the vague hope that someone is going to swing for Nathans-Meen-and-Fugly-Dad-who-by-the-way-is-Lame-and-a-Total-Has-Been and the whole Nathan/Lucas slashiness, and she said that what I was seeing was the fallout from the fact that the actors who play Nathan and Lucas are attracted to each other in real life. Then I asked how anyone could tell, since the guy playing Lucas doesn't act, he just squints, and we decided he must be related to Micheal Shanks, since Daniel conveys emotions entirely through blinking. He's like that crippled dude in that book that I totally didn't finish because it was boring where he dictates everything by batting an eyelid or whatever and I was all like, just being some kind of ubercripple doesn't make you a good writer. Then I went and read some Byron, oh snap I totally went there!

Also, it really makes me mad when people come up to me and do some dumb shit like telling me to smile or cheer up. Fuck off! If I felt like smiling, I'd fucking smile! I mean, what are you, the fucking Good Mood Nazi? Go fuck yourself and stop trying to dictate other people's facial expressions. I was actually in an okay mood until you came along and made me angry by being a patronizing jackass and now I am scowling because I want to rip your heart out and devour it in front of you, you cockmuncher.

I have got to learn to pay more attention to pilot episodes; I totally thought Nathan and Lucas were hot for each other until like, the second disc of OTH. Except that I wasn't paying enough attention to actually remember their names, so actually it was more like, "That dark-haired popular dude is totally gay for the little blonde indie kid with the weird squint". Then I realised they were brothers and I was like, "Oh."

Then I realised that incest is totally okay if it's with two hot people, so I stand by my original statement. The heated looks, the snide comments, constantly getting in each other's personal space... they're so into each other. *wise nod*