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[froodle]

Heh. I saw a sign today that said "Malik Car Insurance; if we can't do it, no-one can". Hey, boy's gotta make a living somehow. It's hard, being an ancient Egyptian god in today's society.

In other news, OMG Edward James Olmos is a ninja! All these years, I thought it was the stony glare of DOOM keeping everyone in place, but really, it was the knowledge that he could rip out their spleen and leap away over the rooftops with it. I don't know if this increases or decreases my respect for him; on the one hand, being a ninja is pretty awesome, but on the other, being able to shut up anyone from a handsome Vice detective to your drunkard XO, crazy Aztec priest to Asian drug baron, just by glaring at them, is also damn cool.

And finally, it is now time for more...

Comments

[sandle-hat.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAH AHAA you appear to have been mistaken for obi wan. it must be that liamneeson is not using any sense anymore except his ukesense.

i think there should have been monkeys... . please?

[froodle]

No, no monkeys for you. Be content with a chocolatey Jesuslion.

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear God. You are my crack, woman. froodle is my new Monty Python. Also-- *giggles* What is with your hair? I've got the most interesting mental images of a hugely fuzzy-haired Pep-esque woman running about town eating the wax lion from Wonderfalls.

Infidels, pfft.

[froodle]

You should have seen it a couple of weeks ago - I got hold of this new shampoo that promised shine and volume, and oh God, did it deliver. I looked like Tai from Digimon for three days, it was terrible and awesome all at once.

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Heh. If only I could. My mom did that to me a few months ago. Before she left for the store, and while she was, in fact, at the store in the shampoo aisle, I was like, "Mom. Get me Pantene Pro-V. Not Garnier Frustis, not Herbal Essences, Pantene Pro-V. But whatever you do, do not get me the Volumizer. I need the Curl Energizer. NOT the Volumizer." What does she do?

Comes home with Pantene Pro-V Volumizing Shampoo AND Conditioner. *headdesk* I looked like a friggin' lion, my braid weighed about twenty-some-odd pounds for a whole month. Heh. On the plus side, I sleep with my hair in a braid, and my sister was staying over. I've got this baaaad habit of whipping my head real fast, so as to clear my back or else it tickles horribly and I wind up freaking myself out (it's soft!) and thrashing and falling off the bed. (I'm kind of twitchy that way.) So I was sleeping next to her (her mattress was on the floor, and I had two mattresses on top of eachother right next to it) and I had to turn over, so I whipped my head around. And, boy, did she holler. It was bad. She told me the next morning if I ever did it again she was going to cut off my braid. My other sister then proceeded to tell her in detail what would happen to her if she ever came near my hair. All in all--a fun morning.

P.S. - I'm really trying to work on these page-long commentary things, I truly am . . .

[threthiel9.livejournal.com]

OMg, your laser beams somehow look more like those noise-makers with the extendable rolly-outy thing. "Happy News Years Jake Lloyd, now DIE!" (Though is you ask me, it was your wall of giant choopy teeth that killed him.)

[froodle]

Do not mock the giant chompy teeth or the deadly noise-makers of laserosity - they have killed more crappy child actors than you or I could count.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

It's hard, being an ancient Egyptian god in today's society

Very true. I'm in awe of Liam Neeson, which I suppose is the correct thing as he's surely omnipotent.

[froodle]

It always pays to be in awe of someone who can read your thoughts and smite you with lightening bolts if he disapproves.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

Very true. He's been taking over my movie viewing this week. I've seen Gangs Of New York, Batman Begins and that rubbish movie where he's with Han SoloHarrison Ford. Now if only I could find a copy of High Spirits - badginger!Neeson :).

[froodle]

With the Sideburns of Death! See, he must be God, for who else could stand the shame of having been in High Spirits and Lamb?

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. How does he do it? He even manages to get away with that dodgy hair/beard combo in Star Wars, which is wrong on so many levels.

[froodle]

That was because Qui Gonn Jinn is a total hippy. He was stoned throughout that whole film.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

Jinn and Tonic! Obi-Wan loves hippies.

[froodle]

That's what his silly stick-on beard was all about; him trying to emulate Qui Gonn's hippytasmic charms. Also trying to get us to believe he's actually twenty years older than Hayden Christensen.

[imbeiaiel.livejournal.com]

Sneaky, very sneaky!

[froodle]

Like a ninja! A Jedi ninja!