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[froodle]

That stupid whore upstairs is using her fucking exercise bike again. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but it's time to unleash the ultimate weapon; Strawberry Kiss Kiss. For those fortunate souls among you who have never seen the Tokyo Babylon OAV, SKK is quite possibly the most annoying song in the entire world. Imagine, if you will, Aqua, if they were Japanese, singing in English without actually being able to speak English, and therefore singing the lyrics as randomly strung-together sounds with no comprehension of how the words should actually be pronounced or seperated from the words immediately before and after them. Gravitation fans; imagine how bad Spicy Marmelade was, and times it by a thousand. Escaflowne fans; imagine that bit in the end theme where it suddenly goes "DON'T STOP BABY!" for absolutely no reason whatsoever, and then imagine a song entirely composed of that moment. For the rest of you, imagine every lame highschool "hardcore" band put into a giant compressor and crushed into one five-minute interval.

Tomorrow at six am, I'm sticking it on full blast and I'm leaving it on repeat. And then I'm going to work.

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[froggie.livejournal.com]

Oh.

My.

God.

That song. That is one of the worst songs to ever unleash upon another being. And that is a beautiful form of revenge.

Good luck.

[froodle]

It's not just awful, it's catchy too. I'm gonna keep doing it every time she uses that fucking bike after 9 o'clock, and see which one of us caves first. She'll be dead by the end of the week.

[froggie.livejournal.com]

The worst thing about that song is that when I hear it, I want to turn it off, but I CAN'T. And I sit there, and I suffer, and my brain cells abandon ship.

That'll make one hell of an autopsy.

[froodle]

"It appears that the cause of death was the administration of large quantities of J-POP, Your Honour..."

[autumnally.livejournal.com]

You rock.

[froodle]

I do my best.

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Okay, read your comment earlier, and, due to my apparently masochistic tendencies, immediately went to gendou to download the song.

The following is a stream-of-consciousness by gothicwhite. Please read at your own caution.

Okay, love is blind . . .
I wanna be reading your mind . . .

Toffee and lemonade? Handmade? @_@ Okay, smiles, got that . . . (Can you make toffee by yourself? I can make leche quemada, but toffee?)

Junk food conversations?

Please kiss kiss . . . will anybody kiss me please? Strawberry kisses . . .

He's becoming sunshine and kissing everything in sight . . . okay, ew . . . Also, kinda whorey.

Use my imagination for what?

Rain is necessary, hon . . .

Find my WHAT?

Seasons go past . . . the station . . . what station? When was there a train?

@_@ That's it? It's over?

Okay . . . I need bigger eyes. (@)_(@) There we go. Something like that. You poor, poor thing. I'd say your poor neighbor, but anyone who exercises that damn early deserves far worse . . . like a fate a la Lena Abul. *gleeful* I am so spamming my beta with this later. You know, the worst part is, if I hadn't been viewing it negatively, I probably would've liked it.

Please, kiss, kiss
Will anybody kiss me, please?

. . . then again, maybe not . . .

Ahem. Anyway, the point of this whole commentary was . . . *kneels* *clasps hands towards froodle* Can I please use this scenario in a fic I'm working on? *pleads* I'll give you pr0n of your choice if you do . . . okay, I'll attempt pr0n of your choice if you do. And there is slash (Jono x Angelo of Gen X, of X-Men 'verse, and I don't know who's on top yet) but I don't know if you go for them, a lot of people get squicked because of the lacking-of-chest-and-mouth and grey skin parts. Anyway, whatever pr0n you want, if I can find the fandom, I'll try it. I can just so picture Jubilee doing this to someone . . . only locking them in, first, and superglueing all the windows, and shutting off the A/C and putting the heater on.

Heeey. *brainflash* . . . can I buy rights to your other commentaries with porn? I'm working on that Watership Down series, and my Something Queer one, too.

[froodle]

Oh dear God, I am so sorry! I would never knowingly encourage anybody to seek out that song - it is the work of the Devil!

And aww no, ickle Subaru is not whorey. He was so sweet and innocent and then he showed up in X/1999 and was all, "OMG I ANGST!" and then he and Kamui were like, "RARGH ANGSTY PISSING CONTEST MY CHILDHOOD TRAUMA IS MORE DAMAGING THAN YOURS!" but then Kamui made with SUPRISE BEST FRIEND DECAPITATION! and Subaru was totally outclassed. And also dead.

She's not using it too early - she's using it at ten o'clock at night. On a weeknight! And I go to work extremely early in the morning, her stupid bike is right over my bedroom and our building has hardwood floors, which are great for ease of cleaning, but suck ass when it comes to sound insulation.

Oh, I am all about Chamber and Skin; ugly mutants are LOVE, man! And by all means, use whatever ramblings take your fancy, just make sure you point me in the direction of the finished article, so I can have my ego stroked ;)

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

I know, I'm so spamming my beta. XD And, shit, I just remembered I forgot to show her the trailer for The Woods. Curse you, Dr. Spencer Reid, and the hotness of your combed-back hair and bright orange socks! *shakes fist*

. . . I actually meant the singer, but thanks so much for the spoilers. Also? That is so going into whatever Batman story I can manage. Some spastic character (like slash slut!Jubilee-as-the-new-Batgirl) is going to be shoved in with the JLA, or the JLU, or the JLUA or whatEVER they're calling themselves now, and go off on a tangent. I'd do Robin, but he's just not really the sort, and Dick's more planned pranks and lots and lots of smirking.

And, gah. That seems worse. Because you are either in bed, or trying to watch some bit of a show before going to bed. And, yes, I know. The people above my sister's apartment are on speed, and thus whenever I stay over I have to listen to them scraping and moving crap across the floor. And having sex. Might I say--ew. Now, if they were both guys . . .

Will do. ^_~

[froodle]

Well, it was only a spoiler for the craptastic movie which you shouldn't watch anyway, not the Tv series or the manga - which I don't think has even finished yet anyways.

I was never really into the whole Batman fandom; sure, I've seen a lot of the movies and TV shows, but only because they're so much a part of popular culture that I'd have to actually take steps to avoid them. So for me, Robin is Jason Marsden in tights, getting set on fire or blown up and being dumped by Amy Acker.

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Jason Marsden? As in Haku of Spirited Away and the "little elven buddy" from Boy Meets World and about a million other things? THAT one? And, ew, Fred. Bleh. Bleh, I say. Stupid freaking stick girl turned blue chick who twisted Wesley up and made him angst over hitting your scrawny horse face. YOU ARE A BANE TO ALL TEXANS, WOMAN! *shakes fist* No way in hell would any Texan mother let her daughter run around like the little hussy homewrecker she is. Trust me on this. Just ask missmozell. She'll tell you. *nods*

And you should be in it, if only for the sheer amount of sex pollen stories they've come up with. Te led me to delicious Lost Boys slash, among other things, so I am eternally grateful.

[froodle]

Oh my God, you are like the only other person who remembers him in BMW! For me, he will always be Dash X from Eerie, Indiana (with a touch of Binx from Hocus Pocus and Tino from the Weekenders thrown in there), but oh my God SOAWESOME!

Don't get me started on how much I hate Fred; that whole show started going downhill once it became obvious that we were never, ever getting shot of her. They clearly based her character in REturn to the Batcave on Fred, too; that same whiny voice and passive-aggressive attitude that filled me with rage every Tuesday night for three years...

Well, you know what they say; you can never have too much Lost Boys slash. But Batman is still a whiny goon.

[gothicwhite.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. I always remember him in that first. He was just so damn cute. I have never seen Eerie, Indiana. Do you know if it's out on DVD? And Binx, omg! *hugs* I loved him! But, for me, it will be BMW and Haku and Binx. Also never seen the Weekenders . . . Tino is a cute name, though.

I DESPISE Winifred Burkle. DESPISE. She's so--whiny, and female, and, ugh, with the teasing and the skipping back and forth and she was also too damn skinny. I liked her mom, though, when she smeared that bug I was cracking up. I have this thing for protective mothers. :)

Heh. He is just a bit, isn't he? You have to characterize him very carefully, and so many writers are all omgangst! and it just gets really annoying. Also, I'm more of a Young Justice, Robin III fan. I am all about the Imp love!

[froodle]

EI is indeed out on DVD; I got mine from Amazon, and let me just say, it is totally worth buying. The Weekenders was this awesome little fifteen-minute cartoon that used to air on Toon Disney about four friends having adventures over the weekend (hence the name) and Tino was this neurotic, snarky twelve year old who had irrational fears of just about everything and whose mum cooked weird health food (once of my favourite lines in the show was "Mom! Quit scaring my friends with cake!") and had an ostrich-friend called Jimmy and was generally completely adorable.