In keeping with the holiday spirit, and to make up for the fact that the journal has been sadly lacking in news of chocolate or duckies or Zombie Jesus over the weekend, I present to you:
Liamneeson is deeply, deeply in tune with the innermost desires of the Faithful; this being gay pirates, chocolate and things getting blown up. Patrick Stewart is probably one of the higher-ranking angels, along with Mr. T, Edward James Olmos and Sir Ian McKellen.
Damn striaght; Jesus loves him some homoerotic cop shows. And lions made from chocolate.
Edward James Olmos is a super-awesome actor who played, among other roles, Commander Adama in the new Battlestar Galactica, the Chief in the Road to El Dorado and Lt. Castillo in the original Miami Vice, and is generally awesome and has a lovely husky voice.
I like to think that Jesus was an equal opportunities lover, but one thing's for sure; no all-knowing being could possibly be unaware of the sheer gayness of most cop shows.
Oh, my God. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. With the crappy drawings, and the chocolateJesuslion (which I don't get at ALL but love to bits), and your hair, what is up with your hair? Oh, God. I'm so glad you explained this. It will forever and ever be in my mind. And, yeah, hi to the gayness. Except NYPD Blue. Because, ew. But SVU? Stabler x Huang is my OTP . . . and the subject of my latest story. But what cop show are you referring to here? I'm seriously trying to watch all of the great '70's gaydom shows, but I have no idea where to start. The only thing I can find is Charlie's Angels, which, okay, is cool and all, but I want boyslash, damnit!
MBD (I am delicious and religious!) Pfft. Never, ever forgetting that . . .
Okay, you know how Liamneeson was the voice for Aslan in the new Narnia movie? And Aslan is a Jesuslion and there were chocolate Aslans for sale to promote the movie and yeah... chocolatey Jesuslion. Also led to the immortal phrase "Why must you always eat my Gods?!"
My hair... it's very, very long and very thick, and when it hasn't been conditioned for a few days, it tries to eat small children.
The show I'm watching is Miami Vice, my own personal GCF of choice. And ironically, Sonny's first partner, Eddie Rivera? Totally the same actor who played Bobby Simone in NYPD Blue. Also Bail Organa in RotS.
Okay, yet another immortal froodle quote to add to my rapidly-growing collection. And, no, I don't, I haven't seen it yet! It's pissing me off. I just manage to keep missing my chances, is all. *shrugs*
Ah. Yes. I completely and totally understand that. My hair has recently grown so long I wind up sitting on it. It's a pain in the ass, but my mother likes to see it down because "it's pretty" (it looks like a tumbleweed at worst, and an almighty fuzzy river of mud at best) and my sisters like to braid it in pigtails to use as reins all the damn time.
Hmm. Okay, thought about acting all superior and knowing, but dropped that--what's a GCF? IMDb's getting a damn good workout these days. So, Miami Vice, Dukes of Hazzard, Magnum P.I., and Hawaii Five-O. I think that's it. So far I've only seen Dukes of Hazzard. Still working on the others . . .
Parents, eh? My mum is forever trying to get me to cut and style mine. Of course, in her eyes a female who doesn't wear makeup, shave her legs or under her arms (and wears vest-tops, omg the indecency!) and regard getting wedded and bedded to a man with enough money to keep her in hideous and stupidly expensive designer clothing might as well grow a second head and come from outer space, so her advice is generally regarded by me as suspect.
GCF is a Gay Cop Fandom. I just randomly made it up because I couldn't be assed typing Gay Cop Fandom over and over again, so it's not like you missed out on some OMG BIG IMPORTANT FANDOM DEVELOPMENT
Bleargh. Just--bleargh. I hate wearing make-up. And I hate styling my hair. Last time I agreed to it, I wound up standing in the bathroom for two and a half hours with both sisters and my mom flitting around me ironing my hair. It looked pretty . . . for about five seconds. And then by some physics-defying miracle of nature, little strands started (I shit you not) floating upwards. I'm serious, it was freaking me out, I looked like a goddamn puffball. And, ye gods, designer clothing? My mom considers herself blessed if she can get me out of t-shirts.
*sheepish grin* Yeah, I figured that out maybe ten seconds after I posted, thanks to BGF - Big Gay Fandom. Meh. Whatever.
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Date: 2006-04-17 09:47 pm (UTC)Gay pirates is enough to convert anyone.
I'm pretty sure that Liam Neeson is god. And Patrick Stewart. Maybe they switch off?
We all know that Jesus didn't really die. He was just watching homoerotic cop shows.
*waits for lightning*
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Date: 2006-04-17 09:55 pm (UTC)Damn striaght; Jesus loves him some homoerotic cop shows. And lions made from chocolate.
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Date: 2006-04-18 12:45 am (UTC)who is Edward James Olmos?
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Date: 2006-04-18 08:22 pm (UTC)DELICIOUS AND RELIGIOUS!!
Date: 2006-04-18 12:42 am (UTC)Re: DELICIOUS AND RELIGIOUS!!
Date: 2006-04-18 08:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-18 03:19 am (UTC)& you are the second person I've ever met who has mentioned zombie Jesus! ::hands you a fresh chocolate bunny::
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Date: 2006-04-18 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-18 01:38 pm (UTC)Pure genius. So going to put this under my memories *lol* So, basically Jesus was a slasher?
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Date: 2006-04-18 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-04-19 05:25 pm (UTC)MBD (I am delicious and religious!) Pfft. Never, ever forgetting that . . .
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Date: 2006-04-19 08:32 pm (UTC)My hair... it's very, very long and very thick, and when it hasn't been conditioned for a few days, it tries to eat small children.
The show I'm watching is Miami Vice, my own personal GCF of choice. And ironically, Sonny's first partner, Eddie Rivera? Totally the same actor who played Bobby Simone in NYPD Blue. Also Bail Organa in RotS.
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Date: 2006-04-19 10:49 pm (UTC)Ah. Yes. I completely and totally understand that. My hair has recently grown so long I wind up sitting on it. It's a pain in the ass, but my mother likes to see it down because "it's pretty" (it looks like a tumbleweed at worst, and an almighty fuzzy river of mud at best) and my sisters like to braid it in pigtails to use as reins all the damn time.
Hmm. Okay, thought about acting all superior and knowing, but dropped that--what's a GCF? IMDb's getting a damn good workout these days. So, Miami Vice, Dukes of Hazzard, Magnum P.I., and Hawaii Five-O. I think that's it. So far I've only seen Dukes of Hazzard. Still working on the others . . .
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Date: 2006-04-21 11:18 pm (UTC)GCF is a Gay Cop Fandom. I just randomly made it up because I couldn't be assed typing Gay Cop Fandom over and over again, so it's not like you missed out on some OMG BIG IMPORTANT FANDOM DEVELOPMENT
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Date: 2006-04-23 12:18 am (UTC)*sheepish grin* Yeah, I figured that out maybe ten seconds after I posted, thanks to BGF - Big Gay Fandom. Meh. Whatever.